Matt Gaetz has never sex trafficked me.
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Sorry Ladies
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Well-paid, I’ll bet…
I would like to go on record right now as stating unequivocally that I have never had sex with Matt Gaetz, for pay or otherwise, and therefore I can state, without reservation, that he is a role model for America’s youth.
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In fairness, if you had anything to do with PedoGaetz, wouldn’t you want to be nameless?
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So…this nameless ‘MASS’ vouch that for his professionalism because he hasn’t trafficked THEM. How old are these women? What kind of women turn their heads when OTHER women are abused?
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This is a variation on the “some of my best friends are…” defense.
And even if true on it’s face, which seems unlikely if no names or numbers were included in the manifesto, I’ll bet none of them are under 20 and therefore not his type, anyway.
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Me neither.
Gaetz must be innocent!
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Desperate people do (and arrange for) desperate things.
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Speaking of idiocies,
Reminds me of porn star Mary Carey who run in the previous recall election…
The “ladies” doth protest too much, methinks.
Clearly a desparate ploy by Gaetz.
I’d ask him which woman wrote it, then ask him to show me their signature.
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Reminds me of porn star Mary Carey who run in the previous recall election…
Or when California elected an aging Austrian action-adventure movie star to run the state and found out he was banging his housekeeper.
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Check their bank accounts.
Follow the money.
There’s a reason they’re nameless women. They don’t exist.
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The night is young.
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The word bevy is suitably dejected.
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Now, now. It’s 2021. They just have to identify as female, and you have to respect their choice and preferred pronoun.
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I’m guessing a few of these women live in the Niagara Falls area of Canada.
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That was my first thought. Some useful reporter should go ask the women who “work” in Gaetz’s office if they helped co-write the letter.
A “no comment” would be very telling, and if all of them said “no comment,” you’d know the answer.
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“Matt Gaetz’ former summer camp girlfriends (who all live in Canada) say he is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVAH!”
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