Nameless Mass Of Women From Gaetz’s Office Vouch For His Professionalism

The so called, calligraphobia?

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They thought he was to die for…in a bunker.

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Harrrumph!

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Women named
Kimberly
Kelly Ann
Sarah
Ivanka
Tiffany
Melania…

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In our office and under Congressman Gaetz’s leadership, women are not only respected,
They are groped too!
but have been encouraged time and time again to grow,
…their hair longer in a more feminine style
achieve more,
like bigger breasts
and ultimately, know our value.
Whatever the going rate for escorts is in DC

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Maybe, but I am 100% sure he is a jerk to work for. You can’t have a face that smarmy and not snap at your secretary for not making the coffee hot enough.

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Do not besmirch the name of Hello Kitty.

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No, of course not. All of the women working in his office are at least 18. They’re way too old for him.

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I’m sure they would have signed but are not yet 18.

Hey, maybe they’ll publish a letter of support from all of his Canadian girlfriends, too!

Do not besmirch the name of Hello Kitty.

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because he’s a prominent rightwing figure

Who has accomplished nothing but garner free publicity by lying.

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Matt Gaetz is totally professional in the workplace and out of it. He is the most professional person I have ever met in my life. Never have I seen such professionalism.

Signed
Epstein’s Mother

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Can’t we just flush this one already?

He isn’t into women, just teenage sex slaves.

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The last time Republican women put their names to a letter demanding that the AZ and PA electors votes be ignored, they ended up in history being known forever as enemies to democracy. Maybe these fools have learned something?

On behalf of other (unnamed) neighbors of Jeffrey Dahmer, I would like to set the record straight: at no time did he attempt to eat any of us. The opportunities he afforded us to go on living stand in stark contrast to the allegations of serial murder and cannibalism being bandied about in the press…

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