Nameless Mass Of Women From Gaetz’s Office Vouch For His Professionalism

Women know that Matt Gaetz is not a sex trafficker!

Sincerely,

The Black guys who testified that William Sessions is not a racist.

Not to be confused with I need this job

4 Likes

He’s got binders full of (anonymous) women! Binders, I tell ya!

1 Like

What are the Republicans always telling us about anonymous sources?

1 Like

Must be girl scout troop 69 from Orlando chiming in

2 Likes

The so called, calligraphobia?

1 Like

They thought he was to die for…in a bunker.

[quote=“left_in_washington_state, post:106, topic:205719, full:true”]

Harrrumph!

1 Like

Women named
Kimberly
Kelly Ann
Sarah
Ivanka
Tiffany
Melania…

4 Likes

In our office and under Congressman Gaetz’s leadership, women are not only respected,
They are groped too!
but have been encouraged time and time again to grow,
…their hair longer in a more feminine style
achieve more,
like bigger breasts
and ultimately, know our value.
Whatever the going rate for escorts is in DC

1 Like

Maybe, but I am 100% sure he is a jerk to work for. You can’t have a face that smarmy and not snap at your secretary for not making the coffee hot enough.

2 Likes

Do not besmirch the name of Hello Kitty.

1 Like

No, of course not. All of the women working in his office are at least 18. They’re way too old for him.

image

1 Like

I’m sure they would have signed but are not yet 18.

Hey, maybe they’ll publish a letter of support from all of his Canadian girlfriends, too!

Do not besmirch the name of Hello Kitty.

3C0E1CC500000578-4118578-image-a-53_1484346147171

because he’s a prominent rightwing figure

Who has accomplished nothing but garner free publicity by lying.

1 Like

Matt Gaetz is totally professional in the workplace and out of it. He is the most professional person I have ever met in my life. Never have I seen such professionalism.

Signed
Epstein’s Mother

3 Likes
Comments are now Members-Only
Join the discussion Free options available