MyPillow Guy Sues DOJ After Getting De-Phoned At A Hardee’s

Google maps shows no Lebanese carryout restaurant at 1250 Connecticut Ave NW, but I take it just the same that subscribing attorney Kurt Olsen, Esq. is the same Kurt Olsen who, with Texas AG Paxton, concocted and then filed the ridiculous post 2020 election lawsuit against the State of Pennsylvania, invoking SCOTUS’s original jurisdiction, which SCOTUS promptly and unanimously (sort of an eliptical concurrence by Alito, whom Strangejustice joined) catapulted.

The digs are up around Dupont Circle, which can’t be low rent. But possibly Pillowguy has him on retainer.

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I believe you are right :hugs:

Chuck Norris perhaps?

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How do you download it on your laptop?

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OCR

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Has Lindell demanded a special master, yet?

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“I use a rent-to-own computer, you dummy!”

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[quote=“Anarchy_Bunker, post:117, topic:228303, full:true”]

As someone who’s always used “little black books” to keep notes of live conversations, ToDo lists and such, I keep the books so I can look stuff up, but the bigger part of the attraction is simply that writing things down helps me remember them better. I do sometimes have to go back to the paper to check details, but that’s an added bonus feature, not the main event.

I’m currently spending a lot of time flipping between paper forms and online stuff as we finalize our relocation back to Quebec and have been somewhat please with the greater acceptance of folks to having us simply fill out the paper form and then simply shoot a picture and forward as an email attachment. Not every government department accepts it, but enough of the folks acting as gatekeepers to things (e.g. those handling my daughter’s transfer of her Vet Tech license) do, so it’s saving us a lot of time and driving around.

Also, kudos to Google Translate - they’ve been doing a bangup job handling the translation of form entries, resumes, etc. I speak enough French to know how bad my spelling is, but Google gets me all the accents and tense endings I need to get the job done!

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Yes. Really.

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No, I hold it on my lap while I’m writing in it.

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I, too, personally love real paper and pens and pencils.

Electronic copies and filing are nice (and can save space), but I never want to lose the ability and pleasure of writing things down. Holding and reading a real book rather than a Kindle or Amazon Fire is much better, too (although harder to change the font size - where’s that magnifying glass?).

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On top of your head silly… the same place I always lose my dual magnifying device.

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Seth Meyers doesn’t look anything like him, but his Lindell impression is absolutely hilarious.

Also for many months, every time they get a chance to talk about him they always manage to slip in an excellent burn about how shitty the pillows are.

If it’s really worth $450 million on the open intelligence-secrets market, he’ll claim it’s worth $4.5 billion. And try to get loans using it as collateral.

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So they could laugh at how stupid he is, then mess with his hearing aids!!!

I have no sympathy for all these people at all.

None. They’re trying to destroy our Country because they’re stupid and ignorant and greedy and selfish assholes. They think they’re better than everyone else and deserve whatever they can take.

No and no.

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As someone who had their phone suddenly and irreparably brick in the last 12 months, this sounds a lot like ‘Mike Lindell is an idiot who’s just begging for his entire life to collapse because of one freak electronics failure.’

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Inexpensive glasses work well. I have about 5 pairs scattered around house. And, yes, I prefer a real book to Kindle.

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You mean like Bluetooth pairing? Boy, that’s a huge burden, isn’t it?

Where did all these guys get the belief that when the law comes knocking, warrants in hand, that they will take no for an answer? Trump whined that they didn’t take their shoes off in his bedroom? Hey, they didn’t make anybody lie spread eagled on the floor–or a whole lot worse. Thousands of people in the US each and every day get 1/100th of the deference from LEOs these guys are getting.

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He’s still expecting a public apology.

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I usually forward the funny stuff to a bud, but I just can’t put this in her mailbox first thing in the morning. Maybe later. Very apt, though.

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