He had no time to tuck in his shirt but he had time to go to (probably) Starbucks for a coffee.
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Because everyone knows god is a blond American guy and the bible was originally written in English, then translated to Aramaic and Greek.
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Huh. So, her buddy Ms Chanel Rion could be (snerk), her new manager? Bwahahahaha!
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That comes at the parole hearing
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It does give cause for warrants and searches/seizures that might otherwise be denied under the 4th Amendment. If the point is to get the information more than to punish, that works for me.
So Mr Pillow provided much of the funding to bring people to DC. Seems like a good deep pockets target for lawsuits.
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Jenna starts her livestream with, “We’re going to fucking go in here. Life or death, it doesn’t matter. Here we go. Y’all know who to hire as your realtor. Jenna Ryan, your realtor.” Some time later, “You know what, we are armed and dangerous. This is the beginning”, she spews. Shortly after she says, “we are, we are going in”.
To bolster her bona feda as a good Christian, Jenna narrates, “Here we are; Capital steps. The 10 Commandments are right there”, pointing to a placard on the ground. “Those are our fucking Commandments. That’s what we live by”, she continued, just like I was taught in Sunday School. It warms my heart.
In yet another stable genius, selfless act, she comments, “I will fricking fight for our country. I want to sell your house right now.”
“Jesus, Jesus, Jesus”…
“In the name of Jesus”, Jenna proclaims as she livestreams walking through the doorway to the Capitol build.
Toward the end of her, later deleted, livestream video an apparent accomplice is heard saying, “I smell pepper spray”. There is some discussion about where the pepper spay is being used. Then Jenna, in true snowflakery, backpedals from her opening promise of “Life or death, it doesn’t matter”, statement. She pans to a teary eyed, male rioter walking past toward the exit and says, “I’m not going to go any farther, cuz that’s what’s going to happen. OK, we came far enough.”
After a couple more minutes inside and many more gratuitous, “Jesus, Jesus”, the video cuts to her outside, without any true reference to how long she remained in the restricted space within.
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can she sell my house if she’s dead? Just asking.
Fucking commandments? Like “Thou shalt not kill”?
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And then has to summon courage to face her convictions.
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From a pillow scam salesman to offering advice on national security, only in Trumpworld.
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Wow, well done! So, it’s a relic of the militant Christian “restored warrior” program? Good catch.
No doubt we’ll find they’re the same “Warriors for Christ” assholes who smear their bullets with pig fat before shooting them at a muslim… or etch biblical passages from the Gospel into their guns.
Because, you know, no-one wants you to go out and violently kill your fellow human beings more than Jesus Christ. 
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Something tells me this isn’t too far from his most ardent follower’s image of him. Minus the paper towels, of course…
Although, based on everything we’ve seen so far, they’d probably read “Christ-like generosity” into that addition. It is a ‘Bounty’ after all… 
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We all know one record that, if it turns up missing, could inspire a massive investigation into whether they kept all the required presidential records.
Remember that high-security server that supposedly has the full transcript of Trump’s Zelensky call on it? Yeah… let’s see if that one resurfaces post-Trump. If they scrubbed that, I would be calling for serious consequences.
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Weasels in suits.
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RuPaul. Time for some “color-blind” casting.
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Recommended viewing for all those apprehended 24/7 on repeat. I mean… ya can’t really argue it’s torture, right?
