Shit, where is Jimmy Hoffa when ya need him?
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DiJiT doesnāt need to wear a mask. He could stretch his dewlap and Velcro it to the bridge of his nose.
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Iāve maintained all along that he uses a tanning bed, not makeup. His neck is the same color as his face, and with the size of his dewlap, he couldnāt hide orange makeup on his white collars. Omarosa said he has a tanning bed in the residential wing, and I believe it.
Anyway, like I said yesterday, Iāll bet he tours the plant wearing a mask with no photos permitted, then holds a presser outside in the parking lot without a mask.
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Body suit? Have you considered body bag as an option?
On balance, Iād still prefer him to live long enough to experience being removed from office, standing trial, and going to prison. But if he keeled over at the lectern on live TV, I would manage to contain my disappointment, somehow.
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OH YEAH!
Looks like Dems finally figured out how to make Trump their punk. Work in some negative history comments while you demonstrate strength in a position he canāt win and take something away from him. Just waiting now for him to implode.
I can get use to seeing more of this. A lot more.
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The oaf could care less, especially if he knows that this is to protect other people from him as much as the other way around. Iām wondering if Stormy Daniels had the same problem persuading Trump to use protection before she sighed and said āoh, here we goā.
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Nope. Makeup.
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āNessel argued that Trump has a legal responsibilityā
He doesnāt know the meaning of either of those words.
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Nah, makeup can be faded in over the eyelids. Those distinct white ovals around his eyes are from plastic cups for UV protection. I guess weāll know eventually, when the WH insider tell-alls are written.
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And a plastic bag over that.
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Iām thinking mask, snugly secured, of course.
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It is all about the bronzer. The issue is vanity. The mask would leave marks once it is removed. He could wear the plastic shield or a welderās mask but that would muss his hair.
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I noticed that. Michigan women Democrats have giant cajones. Something other politicians need to recognize and respect.
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They also use those goggles when spray tanning.
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I vote for the diving helmet. By rights, he should be wandering lonely picking up cigarette buts like Jethro Tullās Aqualung character. Also, he often sounds like he has a hint of helium in his voice box, like a heliox diver.
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Every person he passes should cough. Heās all 'quined up and protected, right? And masks are just a suggestion, right?
Vain assclown doesnāt want to mess his makeup. Yeah, big strong burly man with his Lady Clairol and his Maybelline.
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