Matt Gaetz Withdraws From AG Consideration

So what’s Gaetz going to get as a consolation prize?

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No backsies.

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Head of lettuce. Didn’t last longer than a head of lettuce. Maybe if he acts fast he can scoop up the weekend gig on Fox and Friends before Hegseth comes crawling back.

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“But I understood that Venmo was perfect for minor transactions.”

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Senator, Di Sanctimonious will designate him to replace Marco Rubio.

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It is good to see that there is at least some limit to what the GOP can do in this Congress. That said, the bell curve over the “acceptable” range is absurdly wide, and almost infinite.

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A girl goes off to do a light housecleaning and misses her best shot.

A feeling I am sure Matt is familiar with.

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Guess the Senator.

(There’s already a winner)

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Or Nestor’s PayPal.

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My advice Matty is to be unemployed for several years and see how it feels.

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Lindsey “Kneepads” Graham?

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Alina Habba Hooey…

no assault or rape allegations, but plenty of experience (attempting to) cover up and defend them. a twofer!!

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One down! So many to go

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I dunno, Donald Trump has all kinds of allegations and was voted president. Besides we are talking Florida here.

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Yep. He sacrificed his House seat for this. Have to wonder what’s next. Governor of FL?

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Stay tuned……

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An expert said good luck with that.

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