Matt Gaetz Mocks The Media For Allegedly Eating ‘Nothing But Kale And Quinoa’

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Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) has had it with the elite media and the pro-quinoa agenda they’re foisting upon America.

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1260983
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I have a Trumpian sister-in-law who eats kale as well as quinoa. Yet she will, I’m sure, dutifully chuckle at this and agree.

This is a grown woman who dumped all her French, sorry Freedom, wine when all the cool deplorables were virtual signaling for W.

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Trump’s Secretary of Fiber gives public service address.

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Real men eat junk!

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Hey Gaetz – your neanderthal breed is dying – enjoy your last days as anything even remotely approaching relevancy.

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I wish this big-mouthed, arrogant, phony redneck-elitist and alcoholic deplorable had grown up in my neighborhood.

I guarantee you he wouldn’t have turned out to be the supreme, raging asshole he is today.

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I hesitate to speculate what Mr. Gaetz eats.

But many people are telling me it can be found near and below the ample waistline of a certain former reality TV show host.

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Wait, what about arugula? I never heard of that stuff before Obama became President.

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IN that picture are Mark Levin, Mo Brooks, and Matt Gaetz.

What a fun, smart group.

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those of us who cling to our Bibles and our guns, and our fried foods in real America, are looked down upon …

… for driving under the influence?

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…and their insistence on brushing their teeth! And their gay pants! And their feminazi vacuum cleaners!

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Libtards wanT to taKe awaY are PabsT and JumbO sliCe!

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HA! :sweat_smile: As if a healthy diet is bad for you, and should be avoided at all costs…:laughing:

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…and Cheezietoes.

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And don’t get him started on Michelle Obama and her healthy food initiative for kids.

Because Michelle would kick his dumb ass into the next county.

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You need to go back and review the Dukakis campaign. He got into enormous trouble with offbeat non-standard salad greens.

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Given kale and quinoa, I’m pretty sure Gaetz could ferment up something.

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Where did Matt learn to pronounce quinoa?

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Totally OT—

Morning Consult’s ‘Trump Over/Under by State’ has been updated with October data. What a difference a month makes.

Electoral votes in states where approval-minus-disapproval is -11 or worse:
September 218
October 252

The impeachment proceedings are getting noticed and it’s not good for Trump.

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In all fairness to Gaetz, he was probably just drunk.

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