His mom probably tried to make him eat some. Hence his deep=seated fear of all things liberal.
And Gaetz’s diet consists entirely of venom and bile, with the occasional shit sandwich thrown in for fiber.
Ass.
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Dear Congressman Gaetz; you have clearly never heard the old saying; “It is better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it, and remove all doubt.”
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Can’t Florida do better? What an ignorant shit-ass.
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““It’s a worldview where you eat nothing but kale and quinoa, where those of us who cling to our Bibles and our guns, and our fried foods in real America, are looked down upon,” he complained.”
Just inserting [Eye Rolls] here.
Hey Gaetz, your lunch table buddies in 7th grade are giving you a thumbs up for a really wicked burn.
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Oh Mattie, Florida is a producer of kale while northern US states/southern Canadian provinces produce quinoa. I’m sure the kale farmers in your state might want to have a word with you, asshole.
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I hope Gaetz doesn’t start chastising libtards for having swingin’ threesomes with their pool boys then financing their cruddy hostels, because then he’d really show US about family valuin’.
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In all fairness to Gaetz, he was probably just drunk.
It’s just Matty being Matty.
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In 1988, Mike suggested to farmers in Iowa that they diversify their crops. Among the examples he gave of crops that could be profitable were … Belgian endives.
Yes, it’s true that cynical crooks like Bush (and ignorant yahoos similar to Gaetz) made fun of him.
It’s also true that, later the same year, he beat Bush in Iowa 55% to 45%.
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Well Gaetz, we all know you basically eat sh*t so quinoa and kale sound pretty good to me by comparison.
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Ha! Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. I would guess that most of the Trump crowd never heard of it, and wouldn’t know how to pronounce it, so Matt being familiar enough with it to know how to say it makes him suspicious.
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His mom probably tried to make him eat some. Hence his deep=seated fear of all things liberal.
I heard his mom use to cut the crusts off his sandwiches. Classic libtard tell! Plus she ironed his PJ’s.
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No, no, No. For breakfast Gaetz usually has a diet Mountain Dew, a few Slim Jims and a bag of Pork Rinds. That’s how he stays so on his game.
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Wait a minute. We are dealing with a political party that is pro fried-foods, pro air pollution, pro water pollution & anti-vax. I mean, at some point, won’t we will be able to just sit on our asses and let the actuarial tables work their magic?..
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There’s a reason Limbaugh and Hannity get paid the big bucks. Insult comedy is harder than it looks. I’m sure this was a lot funnier when the guys on the radio said it this morning.
The fact that he cites Obama’s guns and bible line only proves what an idiot he is. Obama’s entire point was expressing empathy for these people and it’s doubtful they heard the original clip. They were told it was an insult and they’ll prove Obama right every time they attack him for saying it.
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Too slow. Way too slow.
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In 1988, Mike suggested to farmers in Iowa that they diversify their crops. Among the examples he gave of crops that could be profitable were … Belgian endives.
In a three piece suit. I think he slept in three piece suits. The 'Massachusetts Miracle"
Time and again this boy shows that he isn’t the sharpest bowling ball in the alley.
As Foghorn would say: “You’re built too close to the ground, son. All the fast ones go over your head.”
That kid’s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver
Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice
He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent
Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off
This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind
That dog, I say that dog’s strictly GI – gibberin idiot that is !
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Just reading that sentence makes me queasy.
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“It’s a worldview where you eat nothing but kale and quinoa, where those of us who cling to our Bibles and our guns, and our fried foods in real America, are looked down upon,”
I will bet ol’ Matt stayed up extra late and drank two whole juice boxes to come up with that stem-winder!
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