After months of being shunted to the sidelines under the Trump administration, White House COVID-19 expert Dr. Anthony Fauci will be returning to the public eye at a press briefing on Thursday.
This is where he comes out and admits that Covid was a hoax, the statistics are all lies, and the whole thing was cooked up between Democrats and the Chinese to throw the election, so everyone can go back about their normal lives.
Welcome back Dr Fauci!
I’m so happy things are returning to normal.
There are many many people in this country who will be happy – and reassured – to see him.
WOOT. So much to celebrate today.
This is the Fauci on top.
Clorox’s IV division just suffered a significant downturn on this news.
I’m very happy Deborah Birx has retired. She was an enabler of Trump.
This is no doubt why the Trumpies wouldn’t allow the Biden transition team to get information on operation warp speed.
However, I think the Biden people knew or strongly suspected that there was no effective distribution program from the beginning. I mean, we all did. We just had to look at the chaos. So, yes, they’ll have to start from scratch, but perhaps it’s better that way. CNN is being overly pessimistic. This team is hitting the ground running and using the media to point out that the Trumpies fucked up “bigly”.
As well as the rectal light companies.
This post should really be filled with random capitalization.
She didn’t do Hermes any favors, either.
Gaining legitimacy required us hiring more English majors to write the scripts our folks use to convince their friends and neighbors of the general message.
Hi Dr. Fauci I love you danny
A delightful Washington Post colloquy on the “return to normalcy” of Biden’s communications team.
Maybe that’s how his skin got that luminous orange glow.
That scientist is pondering which end to insert.
