Lo, a presidential hopeful from days of yore has returned!
Former 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee is taking another shot at the White House, this time as a member of the Libertarian Party.
Message to ALL Third-Party candidates…GO AWAY!
Destructive fool. Pawn.
… and the horse you rode in on
Sorry, Lincoln. The other Lincoln, who’s been dead for over 150 years, will get more write-in votes than you.
Not part of a major Party, not a billionaire, and probably without significant corporate backing nor enthusiastic grassroots support equals no chance in today’s politics.
However, Chafee was forced to suspend his campaign several months later in October after falling kilometers behind Hillary Clinton and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT).
WTF? Why? Stop it!!
I dunno, that metric system platform is timely and topical and at the same time sorta seventies-retro, for those who yearn for the political good ol’ days. (Where’s that eye-roll emoji when I need it?)
Maybe he doesn’t have anybody to have lunch with.
“Thirty Years, Zero Scandals,” the site declares. “Lincoln Leads With TRUTH.”
You’re kidding - what? o jesus we needed more candidates. That’s just what we needed.
It gets lonely when you’re holed up in a log cabin with no Civil War to wage.
We have problems in this country that going metric won’t solve, Lincoln. 
“Here’s a bold embrace of internationalism: Let’s join the rest of the world and go metric.”
Good. We can finally call it the Royale with Cheese.
Libertarians: Republicans who like pot
is he hoping to head off Tulsi Gabbard’s 3rd party run?
The Libertarian Party usually nominates washed-up Republicans. Chafee is a washed-up Republican and a washed-up Democrat.
Buy him off–offer him the Ambassadorship to Freedonia.
Then he can get to business, and take up the tacks.
Kilometers? What is he, French?