Latest Oath Keeper Arrested Brought 82-Pound German Shepherd Into Capitol, According To Indictment | Talking Points Memo

An Alabama man charged with conspiring to interrupt Congress on Jan. 6 brought his 82-pound German Shepard, named “Warrior,” into the Capitol with him, according to a federal indictment. 


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“Heck, it was okay,” Walden explained. “Warrior’s a good dog, a trained security dog. But he don’t bite no white folk. He’s a good dog.”

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It would fit the pattern if the dog was the one who contacted the FBI.

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Walden was heard and seen explaining to the Oaf Creepers that “mein hund kann so hoch springen”.

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Just like most tourists. Who doesn’t long to tote their highly lethal pet falcon along with them to the Grand Canyon! Or bring a restive hive of bees to the World’s Biggest Ball of Twine.

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Tactical dog man is just plumb screaming his insecurities.

He’ll be keeping his oath as a traffic warden here.

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“Yes?”

"WOOFF!!!

GOT it!!

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Can’t a tourist even walk their dog nowadays?

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Latest Oath Keeper Arrested Brought 82-Pound German Shepherd Into Capitol

Was it named Jordan or Gaetz?

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Warrior! Whose a good boy! Whose a good boy! Come on now, let’s go invade the Capitol!

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Given the attitudes I’ve seen from some dog owners in parks with their off leash dogs, it’s in the constitution.

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I’ve done my fair share of travel over the years and I can say these are the only “tourists” I’ve ever seen wearing tactical gear.

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Please, that’s “tactical”. I’ve seen better armor and accoutrements at a renfair.

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Don’t even get me started on this. :angry:

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You’re not in with the in crowd, and their vacation spots.

I’m in with the in crowd
I go where the in crowd goes
I’m in with the in crowd
And I know what the in crowd knows

Any time of the year, don’t you hear?
Dressin’ fine, makin’ time
We breeze up and down the street
We get respect from the people we meet
They make way day or night
They know the in crowd is out of sight

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Blows my mind (the photos). Don’t any of these dumbasses have to work, cut the lawn, power wash the house or go food shopping? Or do they tell mom and dad, or the wife and kids they’re on a mission, and they can’t discuss it. How 'bout doing their own laundry or attend that parent teacher conference?

Fucking media.

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Nothing spells intrigue and danger like showing up at the jump-off point in a golf cart.

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Two down, 500 to go.

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OT: Taking insanity to new heights. Incredibly corrosive and dangerous.

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He’ll never let it go because he can’t.

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