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It’s disturbing to think of an animal being in the “care” of such people.

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They were praying in the Senate Chamber using a bullhorn? Wimps, they should have used their “commanding” voice.

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Hey. He was just walking his dog at a peaceful protest.

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Why would a perfectly respectable German Shepherd associate with an Oaf Creeper?

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can you picture James Bond chasing the bad guys in a golf cart?

Sean Connery - no way
Daniel Craig - absolutely not
Pierce Brosnan - not happening
Roger Moore - probably not

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I’m surprised the fraudit people haven’t patched him into the security cameras, and have one of their text him commentary.

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I’m sure you noticed it was a blond Shepherd and not a black one.

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I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go)(Never) Never let you go
(Let me go) (Never) let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me,
For meee

(air guitaring let loose)

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They’d better not even think about playing him onto the stage with Who’s the Real Ambassador?!

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“I am former Firefighter, EMT-B and have a K-9 trained for security patrol (82 lb. German Shepherd named ‘Warrior’),” Walden allegedly wrote. “I have a Jump Bag with Trauma supplies and have ALL the necessary 2A gear that the situation may require. PLEASE ADVISE. As soon as I hear from you I can hit the road to join up!”

This is such a sad and disturbing ode to ignorance and ideological brainwashing.

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I’m betting he’s not one to police area after his dog does his business.

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…but Austin Powers? Hell yeah, in multiple scenes

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Lest we forget, one of these dogs can kill a full grown man.

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Hahahahaaaa

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Who let the dogs out in?
Who, who, who, who, who?

Who let the dogs out in?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out in?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out in?

Well, the party Riot was nice, the party Riot was pump startin’
Yippie yi yo
And everybody havin’ a ball
Yippie yi yo

I tell the fellas Oath Keepers start the name callin’ insurrection
Yippie yi yo
And the girls seditionist respond to the call

I heard a woman rioter shout out

Who let the dogs out in?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out in?
Who, who, who, who, who?
Who let the dogs out in?

(Apologies to Baha Men)

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Heil to the Chief?

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What about one of these pretender Bonds, like Evelyn Tremble (Peter Sellers) in Casino Royale, this original?

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:rofl: :crazy_face: :rofl: :crazy_face: :rofl:

Maybe. We must remember that Austin Powers is much classier and far more debonnaire than any of these Oath Keeper clowns, so . . . it’s possible a golf cart would be too humiliating even for him.

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He can be president of cell block D.

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