Judge Approves Special Master To Sort Through Giuliani Evidence | Talking Points Memo

The judge’s ruling said, and I quote, “Hahahaha. FUCK NO.”

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to -> two

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Giuliani “is not entitled to a preview of the Government’s evidence in an ongoing investigation before he has been charged with a crime,” the order reads.

Furthermore, the Court also rules that water is wet and reality is real.

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Did he ever investigate Russian gangsters?

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No, but he cleared the way for them to take over some NYC rackets.

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Those LCN dudes must be pissed.

At least he’ll have to go through the mandatory substance abuse program. And remember, Grecian Formula ain’t available at the Commissary.

And I’m sure he’ll become fast friends with Joaquin and his chums!

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As well as that Epstein fella …

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“some”

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He would have deleted the evidence like he wishes he could have done to the above image.

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Ya love to see it.

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I really wish I could dismiss that as an impossibility.

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You and me both hehe

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And looked the other way when Trumpf real estate shenanigans were happening.

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Maybe Rudy will die next month while out of prison.
I’m sure there are special accommodations for him in the afterlife.

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Let Rudy be his own Special Master. He knows the material backwards and forwards and I have no doubt he can be impartial. 9/11!

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I’ll grant he’s somewhat special, but is he master of his own domain?

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Isn’t Skanky Groper’s sister a judge? May be could do Rudy 911 a favor.

Mr Ed libelz

nope, Rudy will be Epsteined.

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