Judge Approves Special Master To Sort Through Giuliani Evidence | Talking Points Memo

The court curtly chewed him out and then spat him from the bench.

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Roodles must have Grecian Formula 16 dripping down the sides of his face faster that the water going through a Mister Coffee filter basket when the timer goes off.

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There’s not enough Lysol in the world to make me take that job.

The stank!

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Giuliani’s grasp of the law remains consistent: because I represent(ed) the President, I get to decide what’s legal.

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Somebody ask Rudy when he was US Attorney for SDNY, if he EVER let a target of one of his investigations look at the evidence he had against them.

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Well, he was serving an angel sent from Heaven.

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It just dawned on me that when Rudy is finally sentenced and imprisoned, he just may cross paths with a few inmates that he personally put there, when he was US Attorney

And some of them might be mobsters…

And some of them might be a little miffed.

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cremaster

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He’ll never see the inside of a cell. Caucasian. Male. Access to money. Some friends in high places and connections. Part of the club.

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Yeah, there’s no caucasian rich males in prison. Zero. None.

WTF?

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Damned few.

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Rudy has even less skill as an ā€œAttorneyā€ than as a human being. Any good attorney would know that when you are a suspect and a thug, you can’t argue for any kind of special treatment.

He is clearly a flight risk - lock his sorry ass up, already.

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Ken McCallion… told TPM that he had referred to clients to SDNY prosecutors in early 2020 as part of the Giuliani probe.

ā€œhe had referred to clientsā€?

Does that sentence make any sense?

He’s giving up his clients to prosecutors?

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benchslapped

Nice Kovensky. I’ll be using that one!

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Yes, absolutely adore ā€œbenchslappedā€!

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showers, too.

He’ll go to a Club Fed, only skinny white-collar crooks who couldn’t swat a fly. Too bad he won’t be in with Bubba, Leroy and Buford.

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You mean the criminal is not entitled to view the evidence against him until after he is charged with a crime? Seriously? Who knew?

I mean why would the Prosecuters care? Mystery?

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Relevant factoid: Bernie Madoff died in prison last month.

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That’s fast.

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