The Jan. 6 Committee issued a subpoena for the phone records of Sebastian Gorka, the bombastic Trump supporter revealed in a federal lawsuit filed on Tuesday.
If any of these assholes had even so much as an ounce of sense, just an ounce, they’d be fine with their phone records being looked over, because they’d have discussed committing their crimes using burner phones. If nothing else, they should be jailed for being too stupid to know not to take fscking notes on a fscking criminal fscking conspiracy.
My only concern if Gorka testifies is whether the Capitol maintenance staff will walk out. It’s really hard to roll 55-gallon drums of degreaser into a hearing room.
These assholes were so certain they were going to get FatAss in for a second term that they never even tried to be discreet.
Plus, a whole bunch of techno-ignoramuses that had no clue about digital tracing (metadata will tell you a whole bunch more than most people suspect). These are the folks who think if you delete a file under Windows it’s gone…
They all want to stall until the changeover in majority in the House. Then McCarthy will just load up the cattle cars and roll all their opponents off to Gitmo or somewhere.