“Why family reunions shouldn’t have open bars.”
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Hey Gym, pro tip: the committee already has the evidence and knows you’re complicit. They just want to see if you’re American enough to tell the truth publicly.
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I just love the smell of subpoenas around the holidays! So festive! So… informationy!
It’s been almost a year, and it is beginning to feel like our Republic might yet out live these motherfsckers.
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Santa is making a list and checking it twice because he knows Jordan was naughty not nice.
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Second verse same as the first.
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Insert gonads, then squeeze. Jordan has previous experience with such things…
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The committee’s very specific, very focused request is going to be damned hard to refuse, and refusing it, basically, just tells the committee to go fetch the phone records. Gym’s in a bit of a headlock, here. Pinned down, as it were. Ya HATE to see it.
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Tis a crime to lie to Congress, whether under oath or not…correct?
How about if the liar is a Member of Congress?
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The metaphorical noose from the gallows that were on the Capitol mall.
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He did step in it.
After being asked if he would cooperate with the inquiry, Jordan said at a Rules Committee hearing, “I have nothing to hide. I’ve been straightforward all along.”
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Never forget…
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Santa’s list will comprise of most of the house freedom caucus.
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Then he shouldn’t have done those interviews.
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Or declare in committee that he would answer questions.
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One could say he’s been “Snuka’d”.
Off the top rope, even.
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Isn’t there some standard for prosecution attorneys like “never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to”?
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The first question is: “Where is your f**king jacket?”
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Well the response should be interesting. Once the yelling and spittle segment is over.
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