‘It Was Dour’: Trump’s Latest Jabs At GOPers Who Bucked Him Fall Flat Within Party | Talking Points Memo

" He didn’t talk about the positive things that his administration has done.” Some asshole

Not sure what these would be since I can’t count the corporate/richie tax cut as a positive thing.

Anybody care to enlighten me? /S

Very well put.

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I’m not a believer but, just in case, "Please, Lord, make this twice-impeached one-term butt-hurt career criminal former pResident go away. Preferably, as they say, ‘Take him home.’ If not, I hope you’ll find it within your divine power to see that he’s safely delivered to an upstate New York prison — without press access — at your earliest convenience.

“Amen.”

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More arrows!

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Republican Principles:

  • Greed is great
  • Winning isn’t everything–it’s the only thing
  • Divide and conquer
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I will never forget Robin Williams’ comment on her—

“If Jim Bakker can talk to God, why does his wife look like Divine?”

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Don’t feel too bad. My sister’s been saying biystro, for bistro for 77 years.

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I thought we had learned that Jim Bakker liked that sort of thing.

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Mild prison reform that wasn’t even his idea?

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Too dignified an exit - this is my dream scenario of how he goes down:

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zaktly. I’d pay my assistant to go to political events and then keep me caught up while I’m lounging by the pool.

These guys voted for a guy they wouldn’t hire for their own business at the lowest level job.

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he was dour before he went through the door

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( is joined by other TPM forum members)

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Sadly, the organizers forgot there were several online toddler beauty pageants scheduled to be livestreamed on facebook that day.

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As you explained when interviewed for your Dewer’s Profile.

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NASA measures low humming sound in atmosphere coming from 48 states.
Turns out it’s the collective sound of TPM forum snickering in front of their computers.

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He is not the man of the hour.

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Paracord is the new macramé.

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Like a faded vaudevillian whose best gag writers have quit.

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