GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy Tests Positive For COVID-19

[highway1]

Start him on massive doses of hydroxychloroquin and arterial bleaching. It makes the hoax go away.

[dommyluc]

“You anti-American Socialist Democratic liberals know so little about the actual goals of the COVID-19 policies by our President and the GOP that you may as well be from Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan.” - The Twitter Ghost of Herman Cain

[dommyluc]

No, no, no! Oleander is the way to go!

And when he kicks it, he can use a Doctor Lindell My Pillow under his head in the coffin, which will be festooned with sprays of the lovely flowers.

[Ethics_Gradient]

Oleandrin. I understand that’s the latest treatment for wingnuts.

[becca656]

Never mind.

[schmed]

William Morgan Cassidy is an American physician

who can’t protect himself from COVID-19.

Bill Cassidy

[becca656]

The Dems are making VBM mandatory at the Federal level?

This is another nincompoop that doesn’t understand how elections work in this country.

[Paracelsus]

Someone should tell the My Pillow guy that 1970s male porn star moustaches have jumped the shark.

…as has the phrase, “Jump the shark.”

[jw1]

@dommyluc

“Although many may believe Sen. Bill Cassidy to be a horrid person, I would never wish this dis…”

Cassidy is the jagoff who told people if they could go to the grocery store to get food for their family to survive they should also risk their lives to cast a vote in person.

Cassidy and his GOP conspirators are the anti-science shitheads who lessen the chances dramatically-- that I’m going to make it through to a point well in the future-- with a verifiably trialed, proven-effective, and mass-distributable vaccine-- without getting horribly ill, possibly dying, or at the least adopting another long-term or disabling after-effect of contracting a virus that could have been brought under control-- if not for them.

That I’m likely not yet to the halfway point of serving my self-quarantine sentence (locked-down 5 months yesterday) thanks to jagoffs like Senator Cassidy? Yeah, he can get horribly sick, possibly die, and at the least adopt a long-term or disabling after-effect of COVID-19.

Without a second of consideration from me.

[schmed]

@thunderclapnewman

Karma will deliver the other outcome Cassidy deserves.

COVID’s karma ran over his dogma.

[kenga]

I think Alanis Morrissette wrote a song about situations like that, no?

[schmed]

@ronbyers

Thoughts and prayers, Senator, Thoughts and prayers.

[xpurg8d]

@dannydorko

Was it lit at the time?

No. But I heard he was.

[txlawyer]

@becca656

The Dems are making VBM mandatory at the Federal level?

Nah, that’s just the wingnut excuse for not appropriating money to assist state and local governments expand vote-by-mail if they would like to do so.

[schmed]

@rucleare

he’d burn the whole fucking country down with all of us in it

http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-board-tirade/files/2020/01/TRUMP-Burn-country.jpg

[becca656]

Well, you know the old saw about a lie and the truth and how fast they both travel.

I’m sure more than a few people are misunderstanding this issue because of stuff like his tweet.

[dogselfie]

Yes, but why not Ron Johnson or the other Louisiana Senator? I expect more from you, Karma.

[dogselfie]

Spectacular hypocrisy. If we are going to let state and local governments run their voting procedures, the GOP needs to put or shut up, by having the Trump campaign drop the lawsuits against Nevada, New Jersey, etc.

[m_00_m]

Yeah, that guy can drop dead of the worst COVID has to offer. Choking on his own destroyed lungs is too good a fate for a POS with a well-paid job and full health coverage telling people who have neither they have to put their lives at risk in order for them to express their right to vote. Fuck him sideways.

[becca656]

Nah, let them get thrown out after the judges laugh in the faces of his lawyers who told Trump this was a good idea.

Get it on national TV while they’re doing it.