GOP Sen. Bill Cassidy Tests Positive For COVID-19

Yep. And don’t put that damn fish symbol on your sign or card if you want my business. It’s not a selling point, unless you’re a Pastafarian.

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Did he tell his staff? In person? In a small room? Yelling across the table?

That’s the Republican way, yes?

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First off Cassidy is up for reelection this year. Also, the Governor of his state is a Democrat.

But well Cassidy is a prick of the first order, he is not as big an ahole as the other Louisiana Senator, John Kennedy. So we can only hope that between Cassidy’s infection and detection, the two Louisiana Senators attended the same cross burning.

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I hear that adding HCQ to your twice daily oleander-crack pipe will have you whistling Dixie again before Herman Cain has tweeted ten more times

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Can we get to the part where we make some nice remarks at his funeral? I’m totally down with that

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No need to worry, Dr. Bill. A couple of swallows of Clorox and you’ll be right as rain.

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Thoughts and prayers … it’s an AWFUL case.

Scumbag.

I’ll be using my thoughts and prayers, Mr. Bill. Just like YOU did for the 4,496 people who died of COVID in Louisiana.

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Yes. Not to mention voting by mail is, or, at least, normally is easily done. Grocery shopping by app, while possible, is much more difficult, and simply unavailable to large segments of the populace.

The overall point being is if you can reduce the risk of acquiring a virus, why wouldn’t you do that? “First, Do no harm” should apply to politicians as well as physicians.

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Many people are saying good things about cyanide these days. If you inject a little in the body - just a little, mind you - I wonder. Might be worth a try. What have you got to lose? I’m still President, after all.

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That sounds great, he should try that too. Maybe Also stick a UV Mag light up has ass just to be safe.

Oh, please, please, please, Karma, will you please tag Ron Johnson?
Very regretfully, that stupid jackass is my senator.
Feingold was dumped for that monumental shill!!!

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Are you sure it wasn’t done with a bludgeoning instrument of some kind?
Or a really large rat-tailed wood rasp?

So now what do we say instead of Jumped the shark?

Yes, I think she did.
Isn’t it ironic? He gets to enjoy the thrill of the rigors for a start.
Isn’t it ironic? He might have to go to a hospital.
Isn’t it ironic? He might need to be placed on a ventilator.
Isn’t it ironic? He might be going to an early grave.
Isn’t it ironic? Because he’s an MD that should have known better…perhaps knew better…and spewed otherwise for short-term political benefit while endangering everyone else.
Yes, isn’t it ironic?!

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:notes: So come on kids let’s flip our lids…higher than the moon!
Cause now Beany and Cecil is…a full half-hour…Bob Clampett cartooooooooooooon!:notes:

Yes, I knew that by heart :laughing:

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Louisiana has the highest infection rate in the US. Over 3% of the state has tested positive.

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Q: What do you call a person who graduated last in the medical school class?
A: Doctor

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Wait—the newest quack treatment is derived from oleander? All parts of it are poisonous—okay then.

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Dunno. You just never hear it anymore. I guess the kewl kids aren’t saying it. Maybe cuz the Fonze jumped the shark before the current median demographic in the pop culture manufacturing business hadn’t been born yet.

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