President Trump’s personal attorney told reporters earlier this week that he was not only interested in testifying during a possible Senate impeachment trial, but he’d also like to help run the whole show.
And I would LOVE to see Rudy try the case! Let’s go, Rudy! Show us how it’s (not) done.
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Three possibilities, any one of which could have been operating during this absolute mental-case red carpet spray:
(1) He was drunk off his ass,
(2) He was just babbling word-salad a la Fox News appearances,
(3) He was completely confused and thought he was being asked if he’d be willing to prosecute an anti-Biden corruption case.
Or, y’know…all three at once.
Talk about unintended consequences! Please advise on strategy. Please volunteer to go on the stand. Dude would get killed on cross examination.
“I would testify, I would do demonstrations, I’d give lectures, I’d give summations. Or, I do what I do best, I try the case,” he said. “I’d love to try the case. … I don’t know if anybody would have the courage to give me the case, but if you give me the case, I will prosecute it as a racketeering case.”
Please. Please. Please.
We can’t ask for more.
I sure do get a bit of cognitive dissonance going on when people I respect warn this guy is dangerous and should be taken seriously and I believe that to be true when at the same time he’s out there every day being so counterproductively sloppy and ridiculous. But that’s kind of a trend, isn’t it? Everywhere you look are people like that. SMH.
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Arrogance, stupidity, and mental illness share thin boundaries.
Someone should remind him that the senior senator from South Carolina has already invited him to testify.
The unzipped pants episode has put him safely in the nutty column. Sure crazy old men can be dangerous, but they’re more likely to hurt themselves at this point. Rudy proves that every time he opens his mouth. Much like his client.
“I would testify, I would do demonstrations, I’d give lectures, I’d give summations. Or, I do what I do best, I try the case…”
Very impressive plan for a guy who can’t remember to zip his fly before an interview.
I’m sure he would say oh yeah he remembers that in fact he wrote it down on a piece of paper and he’s got it around here someplace…
I’m trying to visualize the trial he is suggesting. The House Managers would present the case against the President, and Giuliani would…rail against Biden? Producing the evidence that even Lindsey Graham doubts?
Please do.
Mob (as in riot) qualifications all…
There is that. And drooling on himself. But I think the thing to remember is that as long as these people can harm others, in any way, as long as they’re not led away to get the help they need—in jail—you have to take them a little bit seriously and it’s too bad for our cognitive dissonance. It’s just weird is all.
“I don’t know if anybody would have the courage to give me the case,”
Dude, ain’t that the f*ing truth. No one, not even those severely afflicted with dementia, like POTUS, would let you near a courtroom of any kind to open your mouth.
You’ve obviously put more thought into it than he has. 
“I would testify, I would do demonstrations, …”
Do you mean like this, Rudy?