Someone needs to tell him that he would be representing the defendant. I’m not sure he grasps that.
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Actually that looks like a pretty good product but maybe we should wait to see if he wants to sweeten the deal a little bit.
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I hope that in the eyes of most Americans, Rudy is doing way more harm to the “cause” than good.
And that’s a good thing.
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I am sure if he really wanted to getting put under oath wouldn’t be that hard, how about he sit for a FBI interview about his friends.
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If he orders before midnight tonight…
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I agree with Rudy here – Donald Trump is a big fat coward.
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Thing is, you can see it works. But what we don’t know is whether it really, really works.
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BTW, aside from this rest of this insanity, when was the last time Mr. Noun and a Verb was actually in a courtroom? And not some brief grandstanding appearance but actually trying a case? For at least forty years, he has held extremely high supervisory positions in the DOJ or SDNY (far above courtroom prosecutor grade), served as mayor, or worked at high level at various law firms. (I spent five years as a litigation associate at one of NYC’s largest firms–the same one that years later this nudnik joined after leaving SDNY. Litigation partners at this level rarely appear in court and almost never try a case, in large part because litigations at such firms rarely go beyond motion practice and discovery.)
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Giuliani would also like to have erections again and not pee in his pants. But none of these 3 things is
likely to happen.
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Stand around and try to intimidate any witness drunk and fly open. At least give the witness a rain coat.
Another use for Rudy’s chop-o-matic; prepare Donald’s Adderall for consumption.
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Although I am myself 71, this guy makes you want to have the old folks follow the old tradition of walking into a snow blizzard in the woods never to be seen again.
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Wow, I didn’t even see you at my family reunion!
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But wait! There’s more!
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You also get this pocket-sized version!
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The thing about waiting to put something into a pot of boiling water is that it’s hard. What you want is a glass tube you can burn your hands on.
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Mr. Giuliani, please meet New York Rule of Professional Conduct 3.7:
Rule 1.7 is the rule on conflicts of interest, including a conflict of interest between the client and the lawyer himself.
In other words - shocker - Rudy is proposing something that no competent or ethical lawyer would consider in these circumstances.
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What is that stuff on the spaghetti ?
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“Your Honor, I object! Your Honor? Is this thing on?”
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