Personal Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani said on Sunday that he won’t cooperate with House Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff (D-CA) in his investigation into President Donald Trump’s Ukraine scandal.
Rudy Giuliani’s mouth will not cooperate with his brain.
“I wouldn’t cooperate with Adam Schiff,”
“So that’s your answer, you’re not going to cooperate?”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
I’ve got to hand it to hosts willing to have this batshit crazy fool on without the safety of a straight jacket.
I did NOT just compose and post this sentence and you all need to STOP accusing me of it, which just shows your partisan bias and nanynanynoonernooner wawawawa aaaaaaah!
I did not reply to your comment!
And I’m NOT reading yours!
Rudy Giuliani is the Stephen Miller of Corey Lewandoskis.
Ooooooo - ooooo - is this the part where Rudy becomes the hero?
That is sort of like untangling a pile of worms caught in a snarl of fishing line covered in glue.
Well, I know who’s going to get a subpoena tomorrow from Adam Schiff!
Holding Giuliani’s feet to the fire even compelling him to take the Fifth in a public hearing has value.
The only time any of these people are even remotely coherent is when they are telling lies.
Well, whatever his self-contradictory, garbled, incomprehensible words mean, and whatever he does insofar as testifying, stonewalling, grandstanding, or taking the 5th … I just hope that, somehow, he ends up in jail, along with several others.
“…a pile of worms caught in a snarl of fishing line covered in glue.”
Aren’t those the ingredients in a Trump Tower Taco Bowl?
I don’t think Schiff gives a damn about “cooperation” from you, Rudi. You’re going to get subpoenaed and you better (1) show up and (2) testify truthfully. Of course, taking the Fifth is probably going to be an option you’ll have to consider. A lot.
It’s really hard to fathom how this guy went to law school let alone was a federal prosecutor. According to Comey, who worked for him in the 80’s, his deputies did most of the work and Rudy just took credit for their successes. I don’t find that at all hard to believe.
I have to wonder if he realizes that in this scenario, Schiff isn’t a “judge” and isn’t to be expected to be neutral. The “judge” is the house judiciary committee and entire house, and Schiff is the chief investigator and prosecutor, and it’s his job to see if there are impeachable offenses here and either recommend or not recommend actual impeachment, which if he does, the other two bodies decide how to proceed on. This is tantamount to John Gotti demanding that Rudy have recused himself from his prosecution because he was biased. What da fuck?!?
Is he actually this stupid and insane, or does he think the public is? Because the public is moving towards impeachment and he’s making that more likely. I commend Trump on his choice of public surrogates as they’re doing Dems’ job for them, but if I were his lawyer I’d recommend he fire them on and hire so real pros–like that MyPillow guy and those Rocket juicer folks.
That’s a LIE and I didn’t just say that so don’t you dare quote me!
(Although, technically, true since your comment used the past tense.)
You are assuming he has a brain. He has shown very little evidence of that in the most recent past.
The only way Rudy Giuliani is going to be a hero is if someone slaps him in between two pieces of French bread and puts lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard over him.