I feel like I lost IQ points just reading this.
Even by the standards of Stupid Watergate and this, the Stupidest Reality governed by a stupid, stupid man elected* by stupid, stupid, stupid people to do the stupid, stupid shit that sounds smart to stupid, stupid people, this is like the seven layer dip of stupidity. One layer of stupid on top of another supporting yet another.
Because that’s not how this works. The sheer level of ignorance of how mutual funds work, international finance works, even how corruption works you have to feign just to say this shit, and the level of commitment it takes to say it without busting out laughing or vomiting is astonishing.
FFS, just the mother stupidity, the tale of seven billion dollars somehow moving from Ukraine into a deeply boring mutual fund company and then back to Ukraine without central banks across the world noticing is well, I guess the term I’m looking for is stupid, stupid, stupid!
And yet, I am 100% confident Graham, Grassley, Jordan, Meadows, Gaetz, Trump, Ronna Romney Zeigler, the drunk driver lady, and hapless Pakled Kevin McCarthy will be spewing it within the next 24 hours.