Giuliani Dismisses And Advocates Trial | Talking Points Memo

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He reversed himself during the interview. He’ll have to work on the contrapositive now.

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I thought Rudy was lost in Ukraine.
No such luck.
He did say a couple days ago that he had “evidence in his bags”. Hopefully his bags got lost. But I expect that as usual just saying it absent actual evidence is the whole point.

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Did he volunteer to testify?

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Classic Rudy. His role is to obfuscate and confuse, to muddy the waters, to blast out the squid ink, to be like the radar-confusing bits of metal called “chaff” dumped out by airplanes, rockets and so forth. He loudly declares there are no rules in a Senate impeachment trial, then alludes to an imaginary rule that a statutory crime must have been committed. Rinse and repeat all fuckin’ day.

I’ve heard him called “dangerous” here, which I’d qualify. It’s pernicious, certainly, to fill the public discourse with ridiculous contradictory assertions generally suggesting that an infallible autocratic presidency is a possible or desirable thing. But really I don’t think he’s cleverer or more planful than he seems. In social-role terms he’s the fast-talking little streetwise rat-faced not overbright git standing sweating on a sidewalk with two big cops glaring down at him, fingering the cuffs and not believing a word of it because they listen to this crap for a living. That’s all “America’s Mayor” ever was.

Rudy Giuliani, Triumphant

So Rudy is the person of the year.
We join the world in offering a cheer
To him–a man, some thought, was sent by heaven
To guide us through the shock of 9/11.
At certain times, it now must be conceded,
A paranoid control freak’s just what’s needed.

By Calvin Trillin

January 3, 2002

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“Contrapositive”
Either a nasty infection of some sort or it’s what Reagan was up to in Nicaragua many years ago.

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And don’t forget, Predictable.

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People keep attributing Ghouliani’s behavior to boozing. I go with that fact that he’s a rethuglican.

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Nancy “rails”, rails, I say at Trump!! Not really; just a cutting bon mot or two.

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“They’ll find out about Biden, they’ll find out what a big crook Biden is.”

Gee Rudy, thanks for helping the Dems make the case that the Ukraine scheme was a political hit job, and not just about “corruption” in Ukraine. I wonder how the WH lawyers feel about Rudy running his mouth in that particular direction.

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At an ego boosting rally yesterday or the day before trump said Pelosi was “not playing with a full deck” which I count as another in his many attempts at projection.
This man is mentally ill.

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Wow, just wow. The EsperWraith™ cometh.

“Stupid are they who believe, but have not yet verified empirically.”

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It’s easuer to look at that pug than Guluani’s mug.

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Trump personal lawyer Giuliani says what now? Ukraine conspiratorialist Giuliani? Iran cult booster Giuliani? Is this the Giuliani we’re talking about?

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I believe the technical term for this is yadda-yadda-ing. As in “The Secretary of Defense just yadda-yaddaed the question of whether evidence to justify a potentially catastrophic military action even exists.” He just shrugs—sure, maybe, I dunno. The Secretary of Defense. That’s just fucking dandy.

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One wonders when ol Rudy has time for actual lawyering for his “client” besides the time spent in his garden turning sod in Ukraine. I mean that is the only dirt he is gonna find.

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The incompetence displayed by trumpland is well beyond epic. And that is a truly scary thought. And amusing at the same time.

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Yes he tweeted this morning “crazy Nancy Pelosi”

“George @GStephanopoulos, ask Crazy Nancy why she allowed Adam “Shifty” Schiff to totally make up my conversation with the Ukrainian President & read his false words to Congress and the world, as though I said it? He got caught! Ask why hearing was most unfair & biased in history?” he wrote

That is still basically all he has, that Schiff ‘riffed’ on his mob-boss crimespeak.

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