Giuliani Claims He Kept Texts From State Dept. To ‘Protect’ Himself

Exuent Rudy, pursued by a bear…

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“The President, who looked like a human version of Garfield the cat, but without all the muscle definition…”

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Indeed

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A wire won’t worr with Trump…Trump speaks in ellipses…Hard to understand…Like Van Morrison…or everyone in Nacogdoches County, Texas…

(Me, in East Texas: “Excuse me… I didn’t catch that.” “Pardon?” “I’m sorry…once more?”)

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I think he’s mad that he’s not the whistleblower. “That coulda been me! I coulda been a contenda!”

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Stop it. You’re giving me a semi.

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A wire noose maybe?


Hate to be Rudy’s postman.

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Extra hefty?

Exeunt means “EVERYONE leaves the stage.”

Which would be wonderful.

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Really? I could have sworn I’ve seen stage directions with “[Character X] Exeunt”.

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Thats a lot of buses

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Giuliani is no more than another Cohen, the feckin WORM!

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The problem with one malignant narcissist surrounding himself with other malignant narcissists is that no one is willing to fall on the sword

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He’s not even as good at this as Cohen.

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I was wrong, but it also doesn’t apply to singular characters:

“used as a stage direction in a printed play to indicate that a GROUP of characters leave the stage.”

As in, “exeunt Polonius and Hamlet.”

You have to say “Exeunt OMNES” to mean everyone.

My bad.

(But again, the exit of several of these characters would be a wonderful treat!)

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I think it’s a threat. Throw ol rumpy gibbers under the bus and he spills some beans. Also, about that pardon…

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They’re running out of buses. They’re going to need to import them from Jina, or wherever.

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Trump vs Giuliani…Python vs Cobra… both died…

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Giuliani most famously went after Wall Streeters like Ivan Boesky. Everybody thought oh this is grand, those guys get away with everything, but at the same time Giuliani still stuck in everyone’s craw – seen as a grandstander and way too ambitious, and just plain mean to boot.

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