During President Donald Trump’s visit to the border wall in California on Wednesday, he reportedly had to be reminded not to reveal what kind of technology the Defense Department was using to construct it.
Reminds me of a story my late mother used to tell on herself:
When she was a kid, she had a cousin in CT that was two years younger than she was. One year, on the annual visit, her mother told my mom, don’t mention anything about Santa Claus because [cousin] still believes.
You can guess what the first thing out of her mouth was, upon seeing her cousin on arrival.
When she was a kid, she had a cousin in CT that was two years younger than she was. One year, on the annual visit, her mother told my mom, don’t mention anything about Santa Claus because [cousin] still believes.
Official without dementia, through gritted teeth: “Ixnay on the ech-tay, you ummox-lay.” In other news, the stable genius is also the soul of security-minded circumspection:
The orange diaper-wearing baby hit new lows in his visit here. Needles, debris flowing into the Pacific, something, something. A State Senator says it’s part of his “Let’s slander the cities campaign.”