During President Donald Trump’s visit to the border wall in California on Wednesday, he reportedly had to be reminded not to reveal what kind of technology the Defense Department was using to construct it.
Reminds me of a story my late mother used to tell on herself:
When she was a kid, she had a cousin in CT that was two years younger than she was. One year, on the annual visit, her mother told my mom, don’t mention anything about Santa Claus because [cousin] still believes.
You can guess what the first thing out of her mouth was, upon seeing her cousin on arrival.
Same thing here. Bet on it.
Sir alert!
Trump would tweet the nuclear launch codes if anyone ever let him look at them.
Of course Trump kept talking
That’s when Semonite had to tell Trump, “Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that.”
He couldn’t understand what the General was saying. Of course, “stop talking” is an alien concept to him in most cases, too.
How tall is it going to be? Will it prevent drones from flying over it?
When she was a kid, she had a cousin in CT that was two years younger than she was. One year, on the annual visit, her mother told my mom, don’t mention anything about Santa Claus because [cousin] still believes.
Wait…so you’re saying…Nooooo!!!
I didn’t spoil the ending - draw your own conclusions… LOL!!!
Official without dementia, through gritted teeth: “Ixnay on the ech-tay, you ummox-lay.” In other news, the stable genius is also the soul of security-minded circumspection:
Can someone please just give this a guy a blowjob so the House can impeach him? I know, gross, but someone’s gotta do it.
I’d do it but I balk at the blue dress
Why do I think this general will be consulting with McCabe’s lawyers on how to get his pension back?
Ah, he called it fake news.
The ultimate badge of truth!
In other words Donnie, STFU. You worthless fool.
Hmm. Problem with this story, comparing Trump with Basil Fawlty humanises Trump, at that is a red line.
He didn’t explicitly say to just trust him but it was kind of implied. So that’s that!
I’m assuming the cartels have already dug the tunnels. Maginot wall.
Not your color??? LOL!!!
The orange diaper-wearing baby hit new lows in his visit here. Needles, debris flowing into the Pacific, something, something. A State Senator says it’s part of his “Let’s slander the cities campaign.”
No way he wrote those tweets.