General Reminds Trump Not To Reveal Military’s Wall Technology

He’s given wiseasses a great opening with this bit of rhetoric.

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There’s some truth to this. After all, he only meets russian leaders face to face, alone.

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I know! no CAPS.

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Thanking Walter Sobchak forever.

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Daniel Dale has the receipts:

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Mostly, it’s stream of conciousness lying and bullshit tossed in a word salad bowl.

SF’s response:

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Or boats or ladders. There’s so many ways around a fence-like wall.

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Never let facts get in the way of a good narrative.

What do you want to bet Trump’s interview will run on endless loop on Faux, where this statement by the mayor will be ignored. Even if they reported on it, it would be discredited as ‘fake’.

ETA: maybe not only on Faux. Really, where do both sides of the story ever get reported anymore?

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I looked at his Twitter feed so no else has to. He did and added one more.

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Ali G to Donnie: "Is you mental?"

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Well, I’m persuaded, but still not convinced.

There is a size problem that can be explained in two words: Im Possible!!

"Trump reportedly continued, saying that the beams installed in the steel sections of the wall were heat conductors that made the structure so hot, “you can fry an egg on that wall.”

the president continued: “And there are a million jillion lazer beams that will shoot out, and there will be a werewolf chained every 60 yards, and if you even look at it, you will be blinded, which is why my staff is telling the contractor to make it invisible!”

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I hope he’s not leading up to annexing California to Russia as punishment.

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That second tweet may be the funniest yet. I love the reason: other people are listening. (And yes, Sir Puppet in Chief, everyone believes you would do exactly that.)
Idiot.

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:notes:Is that all there is?
Is that all there is?
If that’s all there is, my friends
Then let’s keep dancing.:notes:
This. Guy. Is. Nuts.

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You probably know as a once upon a time Californio that Russia did have settlements here mid 19th century.

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Pompeo to reporters:

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But think of the baklava and piroshkis!

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They are really trying to bottle this up. The IG won’t talk either. Way too much careerism in DC. Never underestimate the role of careerism in perpetuating an autocratic kakistocracy.

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The wall is wired and has heat conductors . . . I mean, why not just electrify it so that anyone or thing that touches it dies immediately? Why not have roaming kill-squads followed by government body-collectors? That’s what he wants, ultimately, isn’t it? Or does he just want to maim them?

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