Gaetz Implodes In Surreal Tucker Carlson Appearance | Talking Points Memo

He was hidden by Trump and Epstein.

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Fake: doesn’t mention the word ‘hot’ even once.

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I saw the Mariners, the Seahawks, the Who, Aerosmith, and Jeff Beck there, among others (not all on the same night).

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Maybe Tucker was a sloppy second at some time. That would be a Tucker pantload if true.Squirm, weasels, squirm.

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I played in the H.S State championship there.

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The Republicans couldn’t run a lemonade stand, much less pedophile ring.

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To be fair, Gaetz was drunk at the time.

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Tucker Carlson was all like
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Tommy Callahan: R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud… Rob, you were there.

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Has TPM been sitting on this pic just in case this exact thing happened? Because, damn.

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Tucker and his wife should have been suspicious when the waiter had to bring over a high chair for Matt’s “date.”

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I think they put on a glove and reached into the bin.

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Smell the glove.

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Isn’t there a SNL skit where Chris Farley (I think it was him), is toasting a bride and groom and talking about a debauched drunken sex party and calling out people in the crowd yelling “Bob you were there!” with their wives looking on horrified?

Anyway, this interview reminded me of that.

(Edit @marymaryquitecontrary literally mentioned this above. :man_facepalming: )

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Doesn’t Gaetz exist in a permanently imploded state?

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OT:

Kentucky will now force the Gov to pick Senatorial replacements of the same party from a list provided by party leadership (any color you want as long as its Republican) within 3 months of an election and hold special elections otherwise. The media are portraying this as Moscow Mitch flexing power in KY, but I think it looks more like Turtleface is eyeing the exits.

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So they got the supermajority vote?

Eraser Head is very apt. hahahahahaha

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It would appear so:

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