Fruman Demands Parnas Take Back Docs From Congress | Talking Points Memo

More like Trump: That’s Attorney Client privilege!

A couple guys at dinner told Trump the guy was badmouthing him to that Serbian drywall crew.

“Take him out!! Better yet, I’ll do it myself!!”

Said Trump, like never.

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On the upside, we definitively know now who’s tweedle-dee and who’s tweedle-dumb.

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Looking for a fig leaf.

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Thanks for the outright belly laugh. Needed that.

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And the ones not muttering this will instead mutter “there has to be more to the story”.

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In other news, man wins Nobel in Physics for discovering how to un-ring a bell!

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Is a bell still a bell if it hasn’t a clapper?

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Some other thoughts come to mind:

Cat out of the bag
Closing the barn door after the horse is long gone
Putting the toothpaste back into the tube

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Reflowering a virgin.

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Fruman’s demand that Bondy “claw back” documents from Congress…

Congressional Democrats, in unison: “We’ll give you these documents when you pry them from our cold, dead hands.”

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Dear Igor,
No takesies backsies.

Your friend,
Lev

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“Here, have them back. No biggie, this is why the copy machine was invented.”

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You know how legislators like to name laws after the cute schoolchild who was harmed by that which is being outlawed?

Well Rudy’s Law is the opposite of that. Rudy’s Law should automatically waive all attorney client privileges when a bunch of lawyers and political appointees are the coconspirators.

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I’ve said for months that Parnas and Fruman remind me of target practice for John Wick. Sounds like their lawyers aren’t much further up the competence ladder.

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o/t

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Is he trying to tell us something?

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I gotta look for it, but a) he always had a problem with weed and b) the current drug policy office is trying to wreck whatever gains from the Obama era.

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Is a Trump still a Trump if nobody’s clapping?

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