“Fox & Friends” co-host Brian Kilmeade was bamboozled on Monday by his network’s newest poll that revealed 50 percent of registered voters think President Donald Trump should be impeached and removed from office.
It’s going to go higher.
Kilmeade’s brain exploded like a damp paper match.
Maybe you should get out more, Brian.
In order for one’s brain to explode, isn’t having a brain required? Just sayin’!
Damn! We’re talking figurative explosion here. I was so hoping for literal.
Now that this appeared on F & F, how long before Fox gets the 280 Characters of Hate treatment for being “bad” at polling? It’s only a matter of time before Trump demands to know what’s “going on” over there.
Which boob or blonde, on Fox gives the best set up lines?
Nanoseconds good for you?
I guess it depends on how long staffers can play monkey in the middle with his unsecured phone before he starts threatening a beheading or two.
Unlike Kilmeade, his co-hosts and audience, the Fox News Poll is actually respected.
Shoe-in for weirdest eyebrows of the day.
wutup with that?
The FUX studio cat briefly rose its head, thinking a mouse was afoot, and immediately went back to sleep.
The poet Audre Lourde once famously said, “For the master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house."
The corollary to that: If the builders of the echo chamber never leave it, what do you expect them to hear?
Or, you know, what @mattinpa said up there about getting out more.
Truest statement ever made on FUX about Donnie…
Except it should have been “split multiple personalities”.
“bamboozled”? Eh. Closer to flabbergasted.
Botox rejection?
“The Fox poll came out, and I was stunned by this: It says 50% of the country want the President impeached,” Kilmeade told his co-hosts. “I was stunned to see that that’s the number because I thought that things were trending away.”
He continued, “If this is, in fact, the direction the country is taking, then Kilmeade now! I can’t take this any longer.”
It looks suspiciously like a style thing, which makes it even funnier.
There are other ways to remove him from office but I prefer to stay out of jail.