Scientists at the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) are reportedly concerned that the Trump administration will improperly rush the process of approving a vaccine for COVID-19 as a Hail Mary before the presidential elections this November.
âa lotâ of those involved in the governmentâs efforts to find the vaccine are âvery nervousâ about the White House bypassing standard processes of approving new drugs to churn out the crucial vaccine as soon as possible.
Gee I canât imagine why they would think such a thing.
Of course this will happen. Donnieâs buddy Vlad has already announced that Russian vaccinations will begin in October, despite not having a final product in hand (and certainly by skipping testing and other safety protocols.)
âThe rapid research, development, trials and eventual distribution of a Covid-19 vaccine is emblematic of President Trumpâs highest priority: the health and safety of the American people,â White House spokesperson Judd Deere said in a statement. âIt has nothing to do with politics.â
Yeh, right, we all believe that. Sure, anything you say. You all have never done anything because of politics, like slow walk testing because it would hurt blue state governors or reopen too quickly or turn mask wearing into something political. Not you guys. Never Trump.
âThe rapid research, development, trials and eventual distribution of a Covid-19 vaccine is emblematic of President Trumpâs highest priority: the health and safety of the American people,â White House spokesperson Judd Deere said in a statement.
I know these words are bullshit and am inclined to take everything else the White House says and does as the same.
Iâve been concerned that theyâd pass an ineffective formulation off as the cure since this process started (ETA: e.g., hydroxychloroquine.) I canât see anyway to trust anything coming out of the executive branch as long as Dear Leader is running it.
Fuck, the man has already been willingly complicit in the deaths of over 150,000 Americans in pursuit of his personal benefit. What else needs to be shown?
Sorry for the language, but there is no fucking way I want a coronavirus vaccine out of this administration. They have fucked up every step of the way thus far and cannot be trusted. And, yes, I believe they have every intention of announcing a âmiracle cureâ as an October surprise.
Of course, given this mal-administrationâs history, their vaccine is going to be nothing more than hydroxychloroquine dissolved in battery acid.
Havenât we passed the point where anything this asshole says is taken seriously, like a long long time ago? Of course heâs going to fuck with the process, everyone knows it, I donât understand why we just canât say it out loud. I guess we are still learning the Hydroxychloroquine lesson.I just heard its Fuaciâs fault that Herman Cain died. If only he had allowed doctors to use Hydroxychloroquine. Its how their shifting blame from Donald, its not his fault we could cure it with Hydroxychloroquine but liberals wonât let us. We are so screwed.
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