Even The Law Firm Representing Trump Camp Is Giving More To Biden

Jones Day law firm may be lining its coffers with millions of dollars as it serves the legal interests of President Trump’s reelection campaign. But the lawyers at that same firm may not hold any type of personal allegiance to the President.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1339701

Even lawyers are wise enough than to donate more than $50 to a lost cause, for Heaven’s sake.

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What’s the mystery?
Who’d have a better angle of the scope of the criming than the lawyers who have to defend it?

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That’s ok because he wasn’t going to pay them anyway.

As an aside, have you ever been so fu**ing aware of “the president’s lawyer(s)” prior to this president? Or the president’s lawyers’ lawyers? Ready to wake up from this nightmare, now!

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What’s that funky smell?

It’s spray tan burning on a shit-filled skull.

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“Even The Law Firm Representing Trump Camp Is Giving More To Biden.”

Peak 2020.

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Maybe he could start paying them but then they would have more money to give to Biden.

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OT and OMFG

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I read this last night and laughed and laughed. Smart money is done with Trumpie. Mindblowing incompetence and criminality aren’t acceptable. Who knew?

Anyone who refused to vote for him in 2016. That’s who.

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lawyers at Jones Day have donated about $90,000 to the campaign committee of former Veep Joe Biden and just $50 to the Trump campaign.

Obviously not counting contributions to various PACs and “superPACs.”

Especially unreported ones.

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He’s going for the insanity defense, isn’t he. :grinning:

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According to a new report, lawyers at Jones Day have donated about $90,000 to the campaign committee of former Veep Joe Biden and just $50 to the Trump campaign.

Today in Andy Borowitz…

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It’s like Rudy pulled up Yahoo Answers and typed “how to do octobur surprise? how make damageing to politician?”

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Not surprised.

They’re his attorneys so they know how fucking dirty he is.

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I can’t believe Borat keeps getting away with this. He is pretty easy to recognize, at least in some of his disguises. There is another scene where he is asking a Christian counselor of some sort about what he should do now that he has gotten his daughter pregnant. He asks the Christian if he ever got his daughter pregnant and he said no but I am not sure I believe him. I assume the “pregnant daughter” is the same woman who duped Giuliani. I hope he has good security or can run real fast.

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This is my favorite burn of burns. $50 is even worse than $0.

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An inspiration to us all.

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From the article —

Giuliani continued: “I only later realised it must have been Sacha Baron Cohen. I thought about all the people he previously fooled and I felt good about myself because he didn’t get me.”

:laughing:

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Well drunkenness is no defense so he better fall back on insanity.

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lawyers at Jones Day have donated about $90,000 to the campaign committee of former Veep Joe Biden and just $50 to the Trump campaign.

Ok, fess up. Who’s the mook who donated the $50?

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