Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son of President Donald Trump and executive vice president of Trump Organization, on Monday morning accused the New York Times of deliberately releasing its bombshell report on the President’s tax avoidance to help Democratic candidate Joe Biden ahead of the presidential debate on Tuesday.
Well, Junior, it’s like this: FUCK YEAH!!!
Cry more, you drug-addicted dauphinesque bitch.
And that would be wrong because of what?
What’s that? The Emperor’s clothes are not useful as armor? You don’t say.
Don Jr: “People don’t understand what goes into a business.”
We do now.
Has anyone checked if Junior is actually a U.S. Citizen? Where is his birth certificate? No I mean the real one. No, not that one either. Attending physician with scrupulous medical records doesn’t count either.
Well, we are waiting?
Note how he doesn’t dispute the veracity of the information. If he thinks this paints a partial picture, by all means, release your father’s full financials. Of course, we know they won’t, because it would make him look even worse. Way to go MAGA, you elected the world’s worst businessman!
I bet Jr. is pissed because Ivanka was the only one getting “consulting” fees.
Hi Donnie, Jr. I think your dad is doing a good job of writing his own attack lines.
Note to Don Jr.: When everyone in the room says you’re drunk, sit down.
Of course they timed this for maximum effect.
Just as expected, all the big ones are doing things in concert, making sure that they’re not stepping on each other’s big breaking stories.
Calm down Jr. Biden is senile, right?
hey JUNIOR … watch out your Daddy is kinda treacherous … might not want to stand too close
You mean libtards leave #Brokahontas alone!
Junior knows this story is dynamite and there is more to come. I vaguely recall something about the 2016 Trump campaign pouncing on Wikileaks. Hmmm. The Trumps are the only ones allowed to play dirty.
Alternate Headline:
President’s Son Admits President Has Glass Jaw On Eve Of Debate
Edited To Add:
Or:
Man Who Led Trump Campaign Effort To Co-Ordinate With Russians Accuses Biden Campaign of Co-Ordinating With Americans
This boy ain’t too bright, I say ain’t got a lick of sense.
Jr put your thinking cap on, Daddy promised to show his taxes back in 2016. And who hasn’t done that?
Don jr. does not say the story is false, he says it is “selective”. He is confirming that the details released are true, nyt has trump’s taxes.
And of course, it the disclosures were selective, other things made trump look better, trump can release everything…
“People don’t understand what goes into money-laundering,” the President’s son said. “The Russians always want it done yesterday, the IRS is always peeking over your shoulder, and most of all it is just hard to remember that all this money you’ve got is actually Other People’s Money!”