Discussion:

The problem with masturbation booths is you know people would just hog them to make private cell phone calls.

What has really impressed me so far is just how substantive the GOP candidates have been in addressing the issues which America faces.

Day after day, they just continue to astound me at the depth, insight and subtlety of their answers and their laser-like focus on what is important to the average working American.

Jeezus…My hair hurts…

He’s just angry about the fee structure. It’s one dollar for five minutes but he claims he’d only need a dime’s worth of the clock.

I got no beef with it. I hear its a mooving experience, and that it behooves one to try it once in their lives.

OK, I’ll stopping milking the puns.

no, no

It mooves me to hear you elaboarate on this…

Ah; so you herd I can’t hide from my steak in this matter.

What grade are these idiots in?

Imbecile.

So you won’t be cowed into submission?

Where are these “men’s relief booths”? All I usually find are more goddamn Duane Reade’s and Chase branches on every corner.

Nope. I’m udderly committed.

Though I started just because I cud.

You think that’s bad, wait 'til Uber takes over these booths and implements “surge pricing.”

currently watching and eating popcorn

Speaking of a jack-off…

Isn’t that what you do all over the gobs of money you get from Goldman Sacks?

1. G.O.P. candidate says something really stupid.
2. Others point out just how stupid the statement was - either factually incorrect, or needlessly insulting to others.
3. Candidate doubles down on the stupid, asserting that he really meant it, and was right all along.
4. Lather, rinse, repeat.

This campaign is a menace. Why won’t the GOP committee step in and REMOVE Cruz and Trump? These people are dangerous to our way of life… even the Republican way of life.

Ted seems to know a lot about this.

Meanwhile in Cruz-land…

The “Bible Belt” is the Porn Belt: Surprised?

You know what’s worse than anything Cruz’s posse tweeted? Coming up with a retort 4 freaking DAYS after you got red-assed on national TV.