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How many electoral votes does NY have? Hillary and Bernie should send a thank you note.

More shovels!!!

He’s a uniter, not a divider.

go choke on a bagel

They “just can’t help it”. No, not NYC men, but EVANGELICAL MORONS (and the candidates they support.)
All they think about is other men’s “schlongs” (thx Donald). ALL. DAY. LONG.
They are so deep in the closet they are finding next years Christmas Presents.

I’m considering moving to NYC —

Thanks Ted ! —

Cruz campaign knows of what they speak, after all, Calgary Cruz is a master-debater from what they’ve been telling us.

That was really way to easy.

 Curbside "Mens Relief" Booth Pops Up on NYC Street to Help With Mid-day Stress

Curious: How does he know this?

Mens Relief" Booth Pops Up on NYC Street to Help With Mid-day Stress -

In Iowa this is called the sheep barn.

And that’s the difference between NY City and Iowa.

Wow…A little Freudian slippage, perhaps…a tad too much of an unintentional window into to a lonely advance man’s motel life???

It’s pretty safe for Cruz to insult New Yorkers, they will not vote for him in the primary while Trump is around, and there is a snowball in hell chance that they vote for him or any republican in general election. On the other hand insulting New Yorkers (and Californians) wins him some sympathies in some battleground rural areas.

The booth business is via The Gateway Pundit aka Jim Hoft aka “The Stupidest Man on the Internet” for extreme credulity matched only by his extreme speed in rushing wingnutty bullshit news into digital print without taking one god-damn second to check whether it might, because of its extremely ridiculous nature, not in fact be true.

ETA: The GatewayPundit link seems to be dead. Nothing to be found there. How about that? Almost like it got taken down again or something.
ETA: Back up now, or there was less traffic or whatever. Obviously the thing is someone’s idea of a joke, or a conceptual art piece or whatever. To The Stupidest Man on the Internet that’s not really important.

Calves are more common. At least that’s what my first girlfriend’s brother told me.

Seriously

I want an Orgasmatron.

Cruz supporters and true Evangelical believers know that the only real “relief stations” are the blockhouse video stores out on Farm-to-Market Roads what sell them there DVD copies of “Nailin’ Palin.” Now, that’s some real, American, Christian relief.

Male masturbation booths??? Masturbation booths should be UNISEX!! Get it??? HAHAHAHA!!!

he likely heard that he only needed two cents to get in. While its likely that he only has loonies in his pocket, using one of them should get him more time and not the regular 15 minutes.*

*“That punch-line seemed good at first…”

Veal have to investigate this claim.