Aww, who cares, anywayz. He’s got a new job 
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Consider the other clowns running, he could very well think he has a shot at it. Walker is trying to be the new Akin on rape and abortion, Rubio is proving to clueless, Cruz is an a-hole, Jindal has bankrupted his state, Perry is under indictment, Carson is certifiably insane, Graham wants to kill us all, Huckabee is beating up on transgenders while embracing molesters, Paul just angered the entire GOP, and that leaves Bush, who the activists can’t stand.
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You forgot Rick “I forget” Perry (who is under indictment at present), and Santorum…whose name says it all. Oh, and don’t forget Carly “I sunk a tech company in the middle of a tech boom” Fiorina.
They traded in the clown car for a bus, and we still have undeclareds. Christie has no chance of even making it out of the primary - and I’d heard whispers recently Giuliani is thinking hard of throwing his hat in the ring again.
It’s 17 months until the general and I’ve gained 30lbs due to popcorn consumption.
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My guess is The Intern with the candlestick in the Conservatory.
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Saint Peter met the recently deceased lawyer at the Golden Gates. The lawyer protested, “I’m only 47, I’m too young to die.” To which Saint Peter replied, “Well according to the billable hours you submitted, you have to be at least 85.”
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look, just cause christie hired corrupt people to serve in NJ and and is implicated in political payback and spends taxpayer money on a crooked law firm to defend him and drove NJ’s economy into the ground and killed a much-needed rail tunnel doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be president!
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I think the more likely reason is he gets to live high on the hog with a billionaire sugar daddy’s backing until he is mathematically eliminated. Then he can cruise in to a loud-angry-guy Fox Noise gig and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for little to no work.
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"Did Gibson Dunn massage evidence to support a pre-determined conclusion that exonerates Christie?
“Do the ursine defecate amidst arboreal splendor?”
AHH - the profundities … of life.
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So Chris Christie could not even stop his lifelong compulsion of using the government as his personal petty cash fund.
Funny, seems like a man in such control of his behavior
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Actually, near as I can tell, Rubio is doing his best to be the quiet one who waits for everyone else to step on their own dick.
Which with this bunch is inevitable. So is probably the best strategy for winning.
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Lawks a mussy! Chris Christie did something illegal! Well I nevuh. (faints)
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He probably feels like he just needs to get to the debates where anyone can win in the Fox free for all.
Chris - last night - making himself as attractive as possible -
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Well it’s gone from Bridge Troll Christie’s “The Joisey’ Bridge to Nowhere” to ~wait for it!~…“The Bridge of Size!”
~rimshot!~
After this, Krispy Bully Boy is gonna’ be …Fat & Furious!
(*I gotta’ million of em’!..Sorry!)
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Yes, there is indeed scandal following upon scandal in New Jersey, with Chris Christie at its epicenter.
Yet the news media has the unmitigated gall to claim that Hillary Clinton has ‘scandals,’ giving itself high-fives over bringing her poll numbers down a notch.
But they just love the fat man and his mafia ways. Go figure.
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"A Bridge Too Far"
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Somehow I suspect the “records” will appear from a basement or garage. Someone is/will cover their ass(ets) by keeping enough of the records to deflect blame.
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Camel toe everywhere mourns.
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Cue the right wing deflection and “Clinton did it too!” red herring.
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Before I ease into my streaming binge watching of The West Wing, I turn to Maddow for her erudite, funny, thorough explanations of things and be glad she kept the teeny weeny bridge story alive when others were saying Meh.
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