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There was absolutely no way to see that coming.

Gretchen Carlson is a world-class moron.

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FOX is on the air 24/7, they had to come up with something so gramps doesn’t fall asleep.

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Someone should really look into the amount of lead paint this woman is (obviously) ingesting daily.

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Thy are all cogs in the Rightwing Noise Machine. They are paid to say the same things that come out of the Frank Luntz Sausage Factory. Nobody is surprised anymore. They’re dumb fans need a constant supply of fodder to lather, rinse, repeat.

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Lead damage is pretty much permanent, so daily intake is not required to explain things.

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idiot Funt says what?

She already got thrown off Fox & Friends for being too old for Ailes taste, a couple more years, a couple more wrinkles and she will be doing the weekend weather on the Fox affiliate in Fargo.

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She and Nancy Grace should elope.

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It’s a line that’s simple enough to follow – Benghazi was the new ACA, ACA had been the new fluoride, now ebola is the new Benghazi. As soon as people get bored with being scared of ebola the Noise Machine™ will dream up a new scare.

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Living proof that the Botox needle CAN accidentally go too deep…BAM…frontal lobe just totally wiped out, all executive function lost, will repeat anything she’s been told for a goldfish cracker.

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I thought we covered six degrees of Benghazi a few weeks ago?

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You flatter her unnecessarily.

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We all age, and I rarely comment on appearance. However, expounding hate on a daily basis really seems to harden those countenances. Just look at the recent photos of Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Gretchen Carlson, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin.

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Well I do agree with her comments regarding “… government agencies responsible with helping us if we do get sick might not be up to the task.”
Keeps me out of Texas all day long.

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Yes, but shrooms wear off.

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Don’t these people have original thoughts?

Carlson plagiarized this from Joe Scarborough’s rant on Meet the Press on Sunday (which really shows that MTP is a dead duck with Chuck Todd and Scarborough as “political analyst”):

“a lot of Americans are seeing what happened in Dallas and looking at your laundry list, what happened with the secret service, what happened with the IRS, what happened with the VA, what happened with ISIS being a JV team. So when anybody, any member of the government says, “Hey, just relax, everything’s going to be okay,” Americans don’t believe that.”

Mediate and Salon covered the MTP fiasco.

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Never realized how proximity to Doocey and not-Doocey made her look better by comparison.

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If only Bush were still in charge, we’d all be assured that he didn’t invent Ebola so we shouldn’t blame him for any of this, and that martial law really is for our own good, despite what those nasty liberals claim.

Any chance we can get her to talk about how Obama infected voting machines with Ebola, and that Election Day is just a trick to get white people sick?

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Alas, no. She just plays one on TV. She has a degree from Stanford and also studied at Oxford.

Being a moron would be forgivable, as she can’t be blamed for that. Pretending to be stupid in order to lie on national television as a way to influence millions of people to vote Republican? That’s reprehensible.

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