Discussion: Yikes! Poll Shows Rick Perry Could Unseat Ted Cruz In 2018

Proof positive that polls this far in advance are totally useless. And I mean totally.

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Dumb vs. dumber.
Both equally sleazy.
You bought them, Texas…
Enjoy…

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hey, There is a use for Rick Perry !

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Yikes for who? Sounds to me like a win-win. One jerk is taken down, and the other is probably mortally wounded even in victory.

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I would rather see Perry than Cruz win that seat. Cruz is still a real threat on a national level, but the whole world knows Perry is a doofus.

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That rumble you hear is Anne Richards and Molly Ivins spinning in their graves.

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Yeah. But it’s still fun. And what a mind-bender: Who do you root for in that contest?

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Make it so

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Cruz: If I don’t become the POTUS in 2020, I will go back to Canada. At least I will have free health care.

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But don’t you like the idea of Cruz mucking things up for Ryan’s nomination in 2020?

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Cruz needs to start wearing 'SmartGuyGlasses"™ ! Ted, I am the official US distributor. Call me little buddy!

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Good point and a happy thought. Thanks, arc!

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Ah, Texas.
Replace a flaming asshole with a stupid asshole.

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Rick Perry, #DumbestExGov
Not to be confused with #DumbestGovernorInAmerica

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And after Perry wins the GOP primary, he would lose to the Dem. Texas is going to be blue.

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That would be good news – anything, and I mean anything, that would defeat the existential threat posed by Cruz.

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From your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ears.

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I still think Cruz is their 2020 candidate. When they lose in November, the whole “He wasn’t a real conservative” narrative the Republicans have been using since 2008 will come back into play.

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Yikes! We’re talking about a poll taken 2 years before an election!