Official News feed of Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea
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In fact, the DPRK News Service, which first tweeted in July 2009, is the work of a West Coast data analyst and a North Carolina attorney who also blog at Popehat.com, a self-described āgroup complaint about law, liberty, and leisureā started in 2004 by former federal prosecutor Ken White. The pair, Derrick (data analyst) and Patrick (attorney), prefer not to reveal their last names publicly, going by, variously, Patrick Popehat, Derrick Popehat, Patrick Nonwhite, @NonWhiteHat, and @NinjaDerrick. They shared their thoughts on this latest episode with The Daily Beast, via email.
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And if you believe any of that, Sarah has a bridge in NYC sheāll sell you cheap. Donāt want a bridge? How about some waterfront land in Florida?
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the real question is, āOnly one Nobel Peace Prize?ā really should be the NPPTEAPP, Nobel Peace Prize To End All Peace Prizes, 'cause really, this is the bestest bigliest negotiation to ever occur in the history of time
channeling my inner Priebus, I am just so blessed and honored to have tRUmp threaten the survival of my oldest son with even more endless war, now watch this drive!
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It looks like he has something in his mouth like a pill that heās trying to swallow.
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So itās fake news but the good kind. Got it.
@sniffit Speculation is thereās some neurological going on which weāll never be told about but it would account for the hugging and trying to keep shaking or tremors visible.
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Physicality. (taps side of nose)
"but if not, thatās okay.ā
Trumptroll Rosetta Stone: āYeah, this shit blew up in our faces and we havenāt the slightest idea what to say about it or do next.ā
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Sounds like their version of Inspector Clouseau 
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I guarantee that the WH is on pins and needles, hoping and praying, that Donald has thumb cramps today and doesnāt start tweeting about this.
And yes, this is going down entirely as predicted. Trump is way too far out in front in his desperation to receive adoring coverage. And NK is playing him like a fiddle. He will be desperate to offer them everything they want in return for nothing, so he can claim victory.
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āā¦this is kind of a standard function that can often happenā¦ā
Seriously. Is this the best message they can come up with?
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Interesting idea. Sort of a rabbit hole though because it presents a chicken and egg problem. There are conditions, like Parkinsonās, that could be the cause, but it could also be tardive dyskinesia from medication taken for an underlying conditionā¦most often antipsychotics over a long period of time haha
Actually dovetails with the Heath Ledger as the Joker reference I suppose. The way he kept licking his lips was suggestive of that kind of tardive dyskinesia (although I heard it was something Ledger had a habit of doing in real life too, but he exaggerated it for the performance).
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Itās almost like North Korea played Trump so that theyād gain international legitimacy by pretending to value peace. Sorryā¦ itās exactly like that.
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Heās busy trying to secure an encrypted ZTE phone for his calls to Hannity.
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Poeās Law now reigns supreme.
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Standard function:
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Yeahā¦weāre like fish who donāt know theyāre wet, except weāre people submersed in self-parody.
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This go for Pence also?
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Arggh! Didnāt see this, posted Pee Wee further down-thread, but you got there first!
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