Discussion: WH: Sarah Sanders Will Hold A Briefing 'When She Finds A Reason To Do That'

She can’t find another job.

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She may find a reason Tuesday, November 10th, 2020 when she announces Trump defiantly refuses to leave the White House after a thrashing loss to Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.

Or when the Trump Crime Family is perp-walked out the front door of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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It’s true. She’s been trying for months now and no one will hire her.

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On a less jokey note. There cannot be a single aspect of her job function that is rewarding. She stands in front of a room naked eating a bowl of shit served to her by a contemptuous person who you know never says thank you. Her job is to eat the shit quickly and tell everyone how yummy it was. If she does her job well, she fights to eat shit another day. If she doesn’t the one who shits into the bowl everyday will actually eat laxatives and tons of garlic and chili to make her next serving even more special.

I’m not saying we pity her, because fuck Sloth, this is what she chooses, but that job just sounds soul crushing.

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I know. I wasn’t being snarky, it’s true. hahaha

Well I just read that he’s throwing down the gauntlet on the SOTU. He’s sent a letter to the Sargeant at Arms of the House about a walk through.

The Bros. Grimm aren’t writing horror stories anymore, either.

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But this is admitting defeat on this particular battleground …

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Once again…our tax dollars at work.

NOT.

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“It doesn’t necessarily mean Sarah Sanders needs to be at this podium every day when the President himself is talking to the American people.”

I believe, we the American people are being talked at not to, to me there is a distinction.

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I’ll take door #2. The sooner the better.

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She can’t take the heat so she’s staying out of the kitchen and the restaurants.

White House reporters agree that Sander’s statement seems fair and agree to attend the next press brief “when they find a reason to do that.”

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Sarah, you will never have Ann Coulter’s or Dana Loesch’s slash and burn mean girl superpowers.

You’ll forever be known as a surly, dyspeptic troll.

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You forgot the part about her also being a spiteful, hateful, cowardly, blatantly lying troll.

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“It’s not that they’ve ever stopped,” Gidley asserted. “It’s just that sometimes we see a need to come to the podium and communicate things, and sometimes we don’t. A lot of the times when we don’t come to the podium, it’s because the President has addressed the American people himself.”

“I mean, he’s the most accessible president in history, and most of the media in this room will tell you that,” he added. “It doesn’t necessarily mean Sarah Sanders needs to be at this podium every day when the President himself is talking to the American people.”

‘k’

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“It’s not that they’ve ever stopped,” Gidley asserted.

“It’s just that we’re not doing them anymore.”

Thanks for the clarification.

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That’s because I didn’t want to flatter her.

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OT – but speaking of the press. I just watched my local news and you know when they have those short packages from the national news to address some national topic?..Well, in this case it was from ABC, with a reporter falsely stating that the State of the Union address is scheduled for Jan. (can’t remember the date she gave but it was the original date first offered). The reporter unequivocally reported this as fact and stated the date. Then she said that it was just a matter of whether or not Nancy Pelosi would un-invite President tRump and prevent that from happening. This reporting was so bad I almost had to do a double take because 1) The State of the Union was cancelled for that Jan. date, 2) Pelosi already sent tRump a letter saying it was inappropriate to have it in the House of Rep. while there was a shutdown going on for a number of very good reasons.

I’m gonna try to find it on the local news website but wow…just wow. I expect bullshit like that from Faux news packages that end up local news but, ABC? Fuck that.

Someone should really monitor what is getting passed off to the public at the local level 'cause it ain’t pretty or accurate. Not sure how that could be accomplished but there is a lot of propagandizing going on that national cable news or nightly news never reports.

There’s even a political commercial lately I’ve seen that promotes tRump and McTurtle’s judicial nominees in a partisan manner (from McConnell’s PAC, I think) directly blaming the Dems and asking the public to have Dems stop blocking them and vote for them. Dems have absolutely no ability to block those judicial nominees in the Senate. Rs only need a simple majority. That’s how Mitch has been appointing a lot of judges under the radar from the beginning. He’s also been running roughshod getting them voted in and confirmed in short order before anyone is the wiser. Its atrocious.

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When does Hogan Gidley get his own spokesperson?

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