Discussion: WH: Sarah Sanders Will Hold A Briefing 'When She Finds A Reason To Do That'

Maybe she means when she has something true to say.

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Seems like well of lies is drying up.

But I understand Sarah, what is the point of adding more video clips of lies defending Trump to her collection? The press and the rational public do not believe her, and the Trumptards don’t need her lies, they make up their own. So her press conferences are totally pointless from the Presidency point of view, and she just gets more scorn and insults thrown her way. She’s burned out, even disgusting witches have their limit.

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Dare we say this?
It’s no lossšŸ™„

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So is Sarah getting paid for doing nothing? How ironic when others are getting nothing for working.

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Trump just tweeted contradicting Gigley, Hogley. Grogan, Godzilla whatever his name is.

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Hair Piece, His name is Hair Piece. He is employed as a useful foil to avert attention from the Supreme Leader’s amazing locks.

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Expect to see her daily on Fox State News.

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And Sarah was never seen again…

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So does this mean that the White House correspondents will have to do some real digging instead of mostly stenography?

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As soon as her boss gets up off 'a his fat butt, she can check under the couch cushions.

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I thought she was supposed to be gone at the end of 2018.

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Good. Nothing there, anyway. Now the press can do some real reporting.

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Its about as likely as your playing Nat King Cole’s ā€œChristmas Songā€ the week before Christmas

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Is it too much to hope for?

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She can’t find another job.

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She may find a reason Tuesday, November 10th, 2020 when she announces Trump defiantly refuses to leave the White House after a thrashing loss to Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.

Or when the Trump Crime Family is perp-walked out the front door of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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It’s true. She’s been trying for months now and no one will hire her.

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On a less jokey note. There cannot be a single aspect of her job function that is rewarding. She stands in front of a room naked eating a bowl of shit served to her by a contemptuous person who you know never says thank you. Her job is to eat the shit quickly and tell everyone how yummy it was. If she does her job well, she fights to eat shit another day. If she doesn’t the one who shits into the bowl everyday will actually eat laxatives and tons of garlic and chili to make her next serving even more special.

I’m not saying we pity her, because fuck Sloth, this is what she chooses, but that job just sounds soul crushing.

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I know. I wasn’t being snarky, it’s true. hahaha

Well I just read that he’s throwing down the gauntlet on the SOTU. He’s sent a letter to the Sargeant at Arms of the House about a walk through.

The Bros. Grimm aren’t writing horror stories anymore, either.

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