That pic looks like one of Melanoma’s old modeling sessions.
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Ecuador will be warned against granting asylum to any current or former White House staff.
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Gotta wonder, would a lie detector even work in the White House?
If Trump was anywhere nearby, it’d probably go off like a Geiger counter.
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It’s exactly two months until the midterms, you stupid fucks. It might actually help your miserable administration survive if you stopped chasing your tails over that op-ed and started at least trying to GOVERN WELL. Better late than never, you brain-deads, right?
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I am hopeful that no one in the White House authored it. With any luck, it came from a Russian that hacked into a White House server and portrayed themselves as such to the NY Times. Putin can be a real son of a bitch.
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Short answer, No.
I suspect it’s time to break out the microwave ovens.
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No doubt that the WH will be reviewing this list:
The Ten Tests for Guilt of Witchcraft
Pay close attention to #10 - it would work well & should be used on every last member of this administration
10 - Finally, there was submersion. They would have heavy rocks attached to their hands and feet. They would then be thrown into a body of water and if they floated they were found guilty and executed another way. If they sank they were found innocent and the townspeople would just agree to be happy with the dead innocent.
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… do they make “walk-in” Microwave ovens?
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To get to the bottom of who’s really behind the anonymous op-ed, i suspect that the Dotard start by questioning the public relations guru John Miller.
Seriously! He’s done this kind of fake name on call-in shows in the past, posing as someone else to praise himself. This entire schtick could be just another version of that, designed to demonstrate how miserably hard it is to be Dotard T rumpp, surrounded by so many incompetent, untrustworthy people.
Start with John Miller!
John Baron would work, too.
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Check with Westinghouse, or WH for short.
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I have a suggestion.
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perhaps mesmerism?
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12 quatloos on Kelly Ann!
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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) suggested President Donald Trump make his advisers take a polygraph test, an idea that was at least briefly discussed among administration officials.
Next time Rand Paul proudly claims to be a “Libertarian” let us remind him that he suggested to dangerous, incompetent, Donald Trump that he subject WH staff and Cabinet Level officials to a polygraph test. Also, next time a neighbor who cannot fucking stand presumptuous Rand Paul and his Medieval Property Rights ideas assaults him, and then his chief of staff claims that Rand is raring to get out of the hospital to go back to Washington to “fight for freedom.”
Fuck you Rand Paul, your father, your namesake Ayn Rand, and the Kentucky racists who elected your carpet bagging ass to the US Senate.
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Ignorant fool - He has listed his many mighty accomplishments that have taken place since his ascendancy and still you doubt. You will never be allowed to apply for SPACE FORCE academy now.
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Breaking News: W.H. releases quisling discovery plan-
- Rank those who denied culpability in order of response time.
- Count the number of groveling obsequiousities in the statements.
- Multiply the best ones by two.
- Count the number of references to “fake news” in each statement.
- Add #4 to #3’s total.
- Multiply the individual’s totals on a curve favoring those who were quickest to initially respond.
- Separate the suspects into two equal groups.
- Usher the bottom group to the Pit of Misery and douse them with frigid water every hour until one of them breaks.
- Poison those who didn’t make a denial within 12 hours after the news broke. Place each of them in an acrylic box at Fox News’ Washington DC studio and keep round-the-clock coverage in place until the last one expires.
- Kick back a % of the ratings bump Fox accrues to the POTUS.
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Oh, but there is a lie detector! It’s that little ® after the name.
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Per the New York Times, one outside Trump adviser said that they are currently examining a list of about 12 suspects.
This stuff is easy. First, you send out invitations inviting them all to a dinner party at some mysterious isolated gothic mansion…no wait, an island! Right, that’s it - you send out invitations inviting them all to a dinner party at a mysterious isolated seemingly deserted gothic island. And you have a really creepy butler meet them, like Jeff Sessions, and then you just murder them all one at a time in increasingly horrific ways. Problem solved!
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Water boarding works even better, pick anyone and he will confess to write the op-ed on orders from Hillary
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