And the aides should all reply in the same professional and mature way the former reality TV show host would:
āNo op-ed! No Collusion! No Obstruction! Witch Hunt! Perjury trap!ā
I hear dunking works. The ones who sink are innocent. Floaters learn by twitter that theyāve resigned.
thereās always a tweet. always.
I didnāt know that by working for the President one gave up their freedom of speech.
Yeah, but in exchange you get free parking and the occasional ticket to a Baltimore Orioles game.
Whoever wrote the op-ed must have known this was going to happen. Lie detector tests arenāt admissible in court. I donāt know about the sworn statements, it would be nice if one of the attorneys who post here would comment on that. In any case, whoever did it might resign āto spend more time with their family.ā
Another idea reportedly knocking around is that senior officials sign affidavits affirming that they did not write the piece, documents that could later be used in court.
This is particularly hilarious. What court? Under what circumstances? These dopes apparently think that they can make up their own āunder penalty of perjuryā documents, and then have some hapless judge enforce them.
Itās like a bunch of 10-year-olds coming up with the rules for their āno gurlzā club.
In fact, thereās no such thing as a ālie detector.ā Any sitting Senator who thinks there is should be laughed off The Hill.
Oxymoron in the headline: WH Brainstormsā¦
Make them walk over a bed of hot coals. Iāve heard thatās effective for identifying untruth-tellers.
His neediness fairly drips from every letter.
As speculation buzzes both inside and outside the Trump administration about the identity of the anonymous New York Times op-ed author, some officials are pitching extreme methods of sniffing out the snitch, according to a a Thursday New York Times report.
WATERBOARD the Mofos! !!!
Iāll volunteer to write up the memo providing legal justification for doing this.
Fire everyone, start againā¦
Trump has already tried that. The only new hires he can attract turn out to be just as appalling as the ones who got dumped.
Iām sorry, but whose brain are they gonna use to brainstorm this effort? Remember who weāre talking about hereā¦
Rand Paul. āNuff said.
Iām surprised he didnāt suggest the libertarian solution. In the Libertarian Paradise, all disputes become civil tort suits, and all citizens spend most of their lives in court.