Is this from The Onion? I swear, I canât tell anymore.
White House staffers regularly write out draft tweets options for Trump to browse, each including a hand selected Trumpism â like excessive exclamation points, capitalization for emphasis, fragments and cryptic ellipsis.
I hope they put it on their résumés.
Itâs fascinating to see what American tax-payers are willing to fund.
Wow. Just, wow.
This is just pathetic. Both as a real thing, and as something that was leaked out.
Itâs like they are broadcasting: Yes. Itâs True. He is a Dotard! Because, well, he is.
Obamaâs writing was admired and studied by professional writers with a certain degree of awe for its sophistication and emotional strength. And then from that to this.
Testy TPMers totally mocked my comments copying Trumpâs style. Now they sit on the outside while I cruise to a cushy WH gig with the rest of the best people. Job opportunity!
Even his Twitter feed is in on the con ?
No way !
The dumbing down of America has reached warp speed. âIs our children learningâ and âpotatoeâ seem so quaint, these days.
You kidding me?
I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes
In no corner of the infinite multiverse has any realization of Donald J. Trump ever used the word âsurveilledâ. Not even the green ones with nine arms.
Hereâs a test tweet:
âI resign.â
Walk THAT back.
Such an admission must make people proud â for those young staffers who think a WH stint early in their careers is a fabulous launch, their parents who bankrolled those prestigious educations to land such postings, and their former alma maters who made it possible. Pathetic. I wonder about their musings and self-refections twenty years down the road.
âI really miss being able to shit in a bowl made of ceramic. This stainless steel seat is brutally chilly.â
Ah yes. the Rich Guy President with the common touch.
with George HW Bush it was Pork Rinds.
with Reagan it was Jelly Beans and riding a horse.
with Shrub it was âclearing brushâ as his Potemkin Ranch.
ââŠPresident Donald Trumpâs quirks, like his paranoia of being poisonedâŠâ
In fairness, is it really paranoia when youâre that much of a fuck up and in that much debt to Putin?
Or, âI Resign!â
Not only not surprised, but thought this must be happening. Why wouldnât the Don the Con outsource even his stupid mistakes?
This is fucking sick. The propaganda machine.
âResignâ is spelled correctly. Try: " resing." Lol!!
Always thought he was too lazy to tweet or do anything else besides cheat on his wife and watch TV. So all this time these tweets have really been the work of some of his Best and Brightest? Kellyanne needs to get a real life.