Yes, it is absolutely pathetic. Give me a Constitutional law scholar as President any day of the week instead.
Dumbasses R Us
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Putin and Trumpās Christian Coalition handlers has been scaring Trump into thinking the world is against him. Not that it isnāt true. Jesus has never been much of a cheerleader for rich slobs.
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I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, ā¦
It was the more complex sentence structure that gave it away to me. LOL.
The Donald hasnāt been able to organize a coherent thought in years, never mind write one out.
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Or to play with his own catch phrase āIām Fired!ā
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This is fucking Orwellian. tRumpspeak and tRumptweets not even brought to you by the Fat Orange Fuck himself. The Presidential Records Act just got punked.
I canāt wait until they put the tRump automaton up on the screen after theyāve programmed him to follow the incomprehensible chaotic algorithms that imitate his cadence, conceit and stupidity, the way the real thing does. Itāll free up that asshole to spend more time on the golf course, meeting in secret with private donors so he can continue to sell out the country to the highest bidder and pocket the rest.
Is anyone really buying that our new maniacal overlord is an amalgam of incompetent staffers, aides and interns? I have a feeling this is what theyād like us to believe, as cover for an increasingly unhinged moron of a Pres*dent.
Just a thought: Mueller might have to recall all staff in to be reinterviewed under oath based on this report if tRump isnāt tweeting his own bullshit. Some of those tweets are surely part of his investigation to some degree.
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While I toil away here grading essays, marking up or down for correct grammar and punctuation, written expression, and the ability to make a reasoned argument. One thing that keeps me going is my belief that most students aspire to be an Obama rather than a Trump.
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LOL. Yeah, but I was thinking more of the intentional misspellings and malaprops in order that his base thinks āheās one of usā
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Perfect!!
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Shrub was also a guy you could have a beer with, even though he was a recovering alcoholic supposedly.
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There are many adjectives to describe Donnie, but the most astute and perfect is āpathetic.ā This story confirms that.
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Well apparently about 60% (and a little less than 50% of the males) aspire to be Obama. But that substantial minority is getting strong reinforcement for their beliefāor perhaps suspicionā that intelligence and effort and competence simply donāt matter.
Add: https://mobile.twitter.com/mviser/status/998742706045235201
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I go back and forth about this, and Iām sure as a teacher you wonder sometimes. I think when I was a kid, we quite simply read more, and in English itās hugely helpful to have been immersed in all those examples of good usage. Sometimes I see people a generation or two younger than me using words theyāve clearly seen in context and arrived at wrong definitions of because they havenāt seen enough examples to get it straight. That said, Iām not a basher of todayās young folks. Theyāre pretty awesome, most of the ones Iāve met and dealt with, and at the top reaches of the writing world there are scads of frighteningly good ones. So I think weāre in fairly good shape there. I used to wonder, but not any more.
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I knew it! Iāve said on a few occasions that the āI hereby commandā tweet was written by Stephen Miller. It was way too complex for Dumpy Dotard.
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These staffers must have to take continuing education classes in non-sequiturs 101 to be approved for this taskā¦either that, or it comes naturally.
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It was āI hereby demandā¦ā but close enough. Even G-d herself did a facepalm.
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This is bullshit, trying to cover Trumpās illiteracy.
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My fellow TPM groupies have composed some funny-ass comments on this topic. I nearly spit my coffee couple times.
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Actually, itās illiteracy trying to cover Trumpās bullshit.
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Well, it sure wasnāt WATSON doing his tweets. Apparently, blackmail doesnāt work with everyoneā¦at least, not yet. Artificial intelligence is already so much better at syntax than anything tRump could spit out.
That said, Siri and Alexa have already been put on notice to cooperate if called upon. Apple and Jeff Bezos have been warned not to fuck with the Twittler in Chief, or elseā¦
I had the same problem a few times. But I didnāt realize that I could go work for donnie until I read your comment. Thank you! MAGA!
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