Discussion: Water Regulations Are Impeding Trump's Haircare Routine

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…and the DragNet is horrible for the ozone layer.

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Can’t he just have it dry cleaned?

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This is the first time he’s encountered low flow shower heads? The EPA set the standard at 2.5 gal. per minute in 1992 replacing the norm at the time which was 5-8 gal/min. That’s 23 years ago, so where’s Trump been showering all these years? Is he opposed to water conservation?

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I use a steamer on my rugs.

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Remember when the right shouted down Edwards for his expensive haircuts?

This seems much. much, more pantywaist IMO.

“I just washed my hair and I can’t do a thing with it!”

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You’re so vain. You probably think this song is about you.

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Oh, and if you didn’t notice on the TPM front page, Cruz leads Trump by 10 points in Iowa… I wish he’d lasted for a few more months at least.

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Trump also took questions about gun regulations in light of the San Bernardino shooting and the Paris terrorist attack.

… this is a fluff piece on tRump’s wig… and these questions are presented like a FUCKING AFTERTHOUGHT???

sorry, sorry,… i guess i expect too much of common sense these days…

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Apropos of maniacs and power…

Archaeologist Nico Roymans from VU University Amsterdam, announced the probable location where Julius Caesar in 55 BC annihilated two Germanic tribes. Caesar wrote at length in Book IV of his De Bello Gallico of the events surrounding the slaughter…At the confluence of the Muese and Rhine circa 120 km off the coast, they were surrounded and slaughtered en masse. Caesar mentions proudly that virtually the entire population including women and children was destroyed, probably between 150,000 – 200,000 people.

http://www.pasthorizonspr.com/index.php/archives/12/2015/location-of-caesars-genocidal-slaughter-announced

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I agree with Donald J. Trump. (HOW CAN THIS BE??)

In fact I think he is right. (OH NO - BREATHE SLOWLY)

I take it back, it only takes three times as long. I feel much better now.

TRUMPY!

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The hardships endured by Trump are what has made him such a man of the people.

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I think waterboarding would provide a sufficient volume of water.

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Wait a sec. Is this implying that Trump’s hair can actually get worse?

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I’ll bet that Trump owns properties with low-flow gear.

-edit- And before anyone responds: I did not intend the double-entendre.

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Trump said the agency's water regulations mean he can't properly wash his fabled hair during a South Carolina campaign stop on Saturday, according The Hill newspaper.

Trump said the agency’s water regulations mean he can’t properly wash his fabled much-ridiculed hair during a South Carolina campaign stop on Saturday, according The Hill newspaper.

FIFY

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Here ya go, Donnie Boy, let me help you with your little problem:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002424799/5919251490_swirly_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg

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And now the blow dry:

Breathe deeply.

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