Discussion: Water Regulations Are Impeding Trump's Haircare Routine

Trump knows nothing about this newly uncovered link to a Florida arms dealer 20 miles from Palm Beach, where he has a mansion, and the Paris attack. It would only disrupt his narrative.

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The hardships endured by Trump are what has made him such a man of the people.

you just try starting out your adult life with a measley $1mill loan from daddy. oh, the cruelty of it all.

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Trump is just opposed to regulation.

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You mean to tell me he doesn’t carry his own water on these campaign swings? Doesn’t he have a hair dresser he hauls around to “do” his do for him?

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The image in your post shows a wonderful source for 7,12 dimethylbenz[a]anthracene which is a strong tumor promoter. Trump doesn’t like environmental regulations. But they are in force to protect us from shit like this. And Trump is worried about that badger on his head. “His” needs outweigh the common good by considerable I guess.

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You know…IOKIYAR!

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The only decent thing to do is put it out of its misery.

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Some cartoonist ought to redo the his as Trump and The Statue of Liberty.

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Where did you find this movie? It’s hilarious!

Expecting too much of journalism these days can be a painful experience.

If it’s a regulation then you bet’cha he’s agin’ it.

He should go soak his head somewhere else, far away…

The result of the Trump candidacy for the GOP will be… wait for it … if not outright death then:

Ye olde tit in a wringer.

Does Jonathan ‘What a Load of’ Turley blame Trump’s hair on Obama too?

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On both Trump’s problems with both his [un]natural hair and his natural heir, see:

Sorry: too many “boths”.

Or that 90’s chestnut which falsely claimed that the runway at LAX was held up when Clinton was getting a haircut on Air Force One.

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“It’s a disaster. It’s true. They have restrictors put in."

The incessant whining of the entitlement class: “How dare they subject me to the same small sacrifices that all you losers have to endure?”

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Trump has a “hair care regimen?” Who knew?

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Do you mean Trumpy or MST3K in general? If it’s the latter there are TONS of episodes online and available on disc. Trumpy is a funny episode though some are much better.

Edit: This is more on topic-

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