Discussion: WATCH: Sarah Palin Would Like To Be In Charge Of The Dept. Of Energy

So ol’ welfare state Alaska’s former Grifter & Quitter N’ Chief wants to be head of the Dept. of Energy and suck off the teat of that Big Gummit’?

bwwwaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Guess her word salad on “fungible commodities” really catapulted her to the level of an Energy Czarina, huh?
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But don’t laugh, if the Repukes are willing to put Michele Bachmann on the “Intelligence Committee” in one of the most ironic placements in political history, Iquiterod Barbie could be a GOP choice for head of the Dept. of Energy.

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'Murica…your Secretary of Energy:

I don’t think that particular “speech” can be seen enough especially since she is apparently being
again treated as “relevant” by Tapper and other media.

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Shades of her fellow tea-chuggers who strive to be elected to Congress for the sole purpose of shutting down the government.

Palin believes that to rape and pillage the planet of its natural resources is “God’s will”.
So why does it shock people that she doesn’t give a crap if wildlife goes extinct, the ice caps melt, the coastlines become coated in crude oil, the air becomes unbreathable and the water undrinkable?
If the fossil fuel industries and the citizens of Alaska profit from all of this, it’s all good.

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I think that comment was code for federal lands that some want turned over to state or private control.

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Yep … and that would also probably be the post she could suck the most corruption money out of.

A remote wilderness in Alaska is the best place for Palin … if only TV news would quit going up there and draggin’ her and her “family” out of the underbrush.

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[“Oil and coal? Of course, it’s a fungible commodity and they don’t flag, you know, the molecules, where it’s going and where it’s not […]. So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it’s Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here.” ____ Sarah Palin ]

How marvelous it would be to have someone as Sec. of Energy with such a clear vision of energy policy, production and development and its impact around the globe:

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I thought Bible Spice’s new moniker was De Nada.

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Shorter Sarah Palin: If I were Energy Secretary, I’d do what I did when I was governor of Alaska - I’d quit.

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♪┏(・o・)┛♪┓♪ Oh what a circus, what a show….♪┏♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

Instead of government we had a stage
Instead of ideas, a prima donna’s rage
Instead of help we were given a crowd
She didn’t say much, but she said it loud ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

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We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have completely lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
TARTS have become the ‘set to know’

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rotfl…Gotta’ repeat it!
♪┏(・o・)┛♪┓♪ Oh what a circus, what a show…♪┏♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪

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Don’t cry for me West Covina.

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Or…***.♪┏♪┗ “White trash Wasilla…” :smile: The truth is…I never left you!♪┏♪┗***

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I come from the Tundra
They need to adore me
So Christian Dior me
From my head to my toes
I need to be dazzling
I need to be Wasilla high!

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Did you hear that? They called me a whore!
They actually called me a whore!

[Italian admiral:]
But Signora Palin it’s an easy mistake
I’m still called an admiral
Yet I gave up the sea long ago

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Would those be Teabagicados in the background?

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She’s a drug addict and a drunk and TPM needs to QUIT COVERING HER!

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The “teabagless ones” ? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: rotfl

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I dont get this “drain this planet of every energy resource there is” line from republicans. Is it a race between them getting rich and the planet collapsing. Better idea lets get rid of Sarah Palin…

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ROTFL. If I were Tapper, I would not have had the strength to keep a straight face through that segment.

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