Discussion: WATCH: Sarah Palin Would Like To Be In Charge Of The Dept. Of Energy

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3 articles in a row on Palin? Slow news day?

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She’d like a new government job where she can resign the job itself, rather than herself as leader of it.

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Well, she has a reputation to maintain…she needs new jobs to quit rather than just becoming a complete and abject failure.

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What lovely prose. Energy is her baby. God “dumped” on this part of the earth. No! No! God “bestowed” those resources on us. You, on the other hand, were dumped upon us.

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From Evita’s “Peron’s Latest Flame”

Things have reached a pretty pass
When somebody pretty lower class
Graceless and Vulgar, Uninspired
Can be accepted and admired

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QuoteFix:

“I think a lot about the Department of Energy.
And if I were head of that, I’d get rid of it ya’ know–
as long as I get to keep the salary and perks!”

jw1

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I pray that the America People are intelligent enough to ensure that Sarah Palin will not have the opportunity to control any strings of our federal government. Not now and not ever!

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“I think a lot about the Department of Energy, because energy is my baby, oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the earth for mankind’s use instead of us relying on unfriendly foreign nations, for us to import their – their resources,"

Oil is God taking a dump! God shits oil and passes gas! Who knew?

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So, you know, if I were in charge of that, it would be a short-term job. Well, duh.

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g:

You have read my mind to a tee, STOP ALREADY TPM.

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Multiple targets…

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Three articles about $arah, and not one mentions her brilliant point about immigration:

https://vine.co/v/etuTpMEYtrU

#SpeakAmerican

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Donald Trump is in church today…

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Sarah Palin Would Like To Be In Charge Of The Dept. Of Energy

You know, for half a term only–you can’t tie down a rogue mamma grizzly!

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What is so special about state boundaries? Why is the oil under Alaska the property of the state of Alaska? Why shouldn’t the oil belong to private landowners as it does in TX, OK, PA, ND, and other God-fearing states? What’s up with that, Comrad Palin?

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BTW: Good timing sister Sarah,applying for a job on Labor Day Weekend . :grinning:

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“…because energy is my baby, oil and gas and minerals, those things that God has dumped on this part of the earth”

Head. Hurts.

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“…it would be really great to have someone who knows energy” .

So you would have no problem explaining the fundamentals of thermodynamics.

Energy secretary Ernest Moniz would ace this[1] and also, he has better hair.

[1]Ph.D. in Theoretical Physics, Stanford U.

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Well, according to Todd she is very oily and extremely gassy. As far as minerals go (not part of Dept. of Energy, but just make it up) “Her head is full of Lead”.

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